Lyrics
*Ho Canada – written by Keith Mechler, co-written by Hussein Alidina ???-Aug 3 2005 Radical Jack appears courtesy of a-slam music productions. Radical Jack: Alright, we’re rocking right here on this EV beat, EV the so called composer, he’s a poser of a mother fucking composer, and his head is shaped like a penis/ We’ll get right back to that in a second, I just gotta finish up with you, you fine Vancouver groupie you, just oh almost finished, almost wait oh oaah/ alright clean yourself up bitch, you know I got shit to do/ Oh yeah tell’em where you been/ Well I met a girl in Calgary (yeeha wild west)/ Her tits were big and her pussy was hairy/ I saw the girl at the ol’ stampede/ And I asked if she wanted to go smoke some weed/ I tell ya I couldn’t believe my luck/ When she said, “Let’s go some where and fuck.”/ I didn’t have a rubber, I said oh darn/ And I fucked her anyway in the back of a barn (giddy up, ride the fucking baloney pony, bareback, yeeha)/ Well I met a girl in Edmonton/ She bent right over, I stuck it right in/ When I met her yo I sure was glad/ Was the easiest pussy I ever had/ Whipped out my dick, she said ‘Yes Please’/ So I gave the bitch a face full of cheese (say cheese)/ Skank-ass ho, she had no class/ She sucked my dick after I fucked her ass (and I never gonna call her again, that filthy bitch, never/ EV: Now a story ‘bout a girl from Ontario/ I met her in the city of Toronto/ One look and my dick up started to grow/ All I could think was ‘Let’s go get me a blow’/ She looked real sweet, but wouldn’t ya know/ She was horny as fuck, with her knees on the floor (wearing knee pads baby)/ That’s the first time I felt I was in a porno/ But I got gonorrhea from that skank ass ho! (What, you got gonorrhea, that’s fucking gross, je m’ appelle Radical Jacque)/ I met this girl from Quebec who only spoke French/ She sucked my dick on a public bench/ Then she tried to make me eat her hairy twat/ So I fucked her in the ass in parking lot (aahhh)/ I taught her a lesson, this is my show/ Don’t tell me to eat no pubic fro/ When pulled it out, she said ‘Oui, Oui!’/ When I cummed in her mouth, she said “Merci”(Tres Bien, where’s my snow shoe, I them down, please don’t separate) / Radical Jack: A superfreak offered love, I could not pass/ Till she tried to shove a dildo up my ass/ I tried to get away but couldn’t break free/ I got bent over and she penetrated me (aahh!) Surprised me with a great long broom/ From the other side of the goddamn room/ I have to say that experience sucked/ It was the first time I’z the bitch getting fucked (But it wasn’t the last, fuck off don’t remind me)/ Not long ago I got real filthy/ With a fine old cougar, who was real wealthy (all right)/ She was so rich it was not funny/ I ate her pussy out and tasted money (all about the Bordons!)/ Made that blue blood scream and shout/ Then she gave me blue-balls and threw me out (bitch)/ But don’t be sad cause I got the last laugh (gigidygigidygigidy)/ I found her purse and stole a bunch of cash (and I bought some hash)/ You’ve gathered round and heard my story/ Now step back muthafuckers, behold my glory/ I fucked my way east cuz I started out west/ And all the bitches love me because they know I fuck best/ Cuz the dick in my pants is always hard/ Come spread your legs, I’ll pull your card/ I fuck like a champ, that’s what I said/ But believe me boys, you ain’t heard shit yet/ Yeah y’all mutherfuckers never been to the Prairies. EV tell’em what you did in Saskatchewan/ EV: First I went to Saskatoon/ You know what I was thinking, what? POON! POON! POON! (Poonanie)/ But this girl I had was flat as the ground/ She was grinding on me, I thought I’d just fell down (ah bitch it hurts)/ Then I met this girl from Regina (Regina?)/ She took off her pants, and look no vagina (say what)/ A penis, (a penis?) Is all I could see/ So I turned that thing around and fucked it doggy/ (Yeah fucked it doggy,hell yeah man, smack that ass, wait wait, you fu fucked,
