Kaleisha must choose from three very eligible bachelors.
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We are Voltaire Adams and reelmojo. Voltaire Adams is 20 years old. He does singing, voice acting, and writing. reelmojo is 24 years old. He does singing, voice acting, writing, guitar playing, and technical stuff (which rarely gets more advanced than "typing").
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The Dating Game
*Dating Game Theme*
Announcer: It's the Dating Game! I'm Johhny Jacobs, and now here's your host...Bob Eubanks!
Bob: Thanks Johhny. Ok, we have a lot to get to, so lets get right down to buisness and meet today's lucky Bachelorette, Kaleisha!
Kaleisha: Hello Bob.
Bob: Nice to meet you, Kaleisha...how are you today?
Stacy: I'm great Bob, I'm from the great state of Missasi...
Bob: That's great, Kaleisha...but we will have time to learn all about you after the commercial break. Now lets meet the three guys you'll be playing for. Bachelor number #1 is a small time villin making his way up the chain of evilness. Say hello, Bachelor Number #1.
Kamohlus: Hello, Bob. Hello, Kaleisha...mwahahahaha.
Kaleisha: ooo...he sounds dangerous. I like that in a man.
Kamohlus: Yes...let's get dangerous!
Bob: Bachelor #2 is a self-entrepanour who currently runs his own Hero Training buisness. Say Hello, Bachelor #2.
Jeff: Well hello, Bob. Where the hell is, Jim Lange...shouldn't you be on The Newlywed Show?
Bob: Well uhh...
Kaleisha: ooo...he sounds smart. I like that in a man.
Bob: Well anyways...*cough* Why don't we meet our last Bachelor. A self made bum, he currently resides in the alley behind our studio in a big pile of trash, say hello Bachelor #3.
reelmojo: Hello there Bob. Hello...Kaleisha...
Kaleisha: Hello #3! You sound dirty. I like that in a man.
Bob: Ok, let's get this show started. Kaleisha, go ahead and ask them a question.
Kaleisha: Bachelor #1: If you could be any kind of pie, what...
Bob: We will be right back here on the Dating Game, right after this commercial break!
*meow mix*
Bob: ok we're back. Stacy why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself.
Kaleisha: Well Bob, I'm from the small town of Libe...
Bob: Fantastic! Let's move on with the show.
Kaleisha: ....fine! Bachelor #1: If you were to take me on a date, where would you take me, and what would we do?
Kamohlus: That's simple, Kaleisha. First of all, I would kidnap you as you were getting ready, to add the element of suprise to our..."date" And then I would most likely tie you above a giant vat of acid, and slowly lower you down into what I can only discribe as your ultimate demise. And then...I would probably buy you some chocolate. ...Cheap Chocolate! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Kaleisha: awww...you're so sweet!
Kamohlus: hmmmhmm...yes.
Kaleisha: Bachelor #2: What are your favorite features of a girl?
Jeff: Well Kaleisha. I like many features of a girl. Why...I could almost even just make a huge list of what I like about girls. But I won't do that. But to answer your question...I like girls! I like Angelina Jolie! She's got big lips!
Kaleisha: That's cute. I bet you're really cute!
Jeff: heh...
Kaleisha: Bachelor #3: You and I are stranded on a deserted island. What would you do with me , if you had me all to yourself?
reelmojo: *mutters nervously with things I'll improv on the spot to prove that I can improv even when by myself. Why am I writing this all in the script? It's clearly just for me, since this is a solo project. *Sigh* ...why do I even try to be funny to myself.
Bob: ok, now comes the part of the show where you must make your decision, Kaleisha. Who are you going to choose?
Kaleisha: Well..Bachelor #1 really seems to know what a girl needs. And I just love that he really puts the girl first. Bachelor #2 sound like a real winner. I could just see myself sitting with him cozy by the fire with our children running around...because they are on fire of cource. Bachelor #3 sounds really insecure. I really don't think he knows what a girl needs most. Plus, there's just something about him that makes me want to vomit in my mouth a little bit.
*silence*
Bob: ...so?
Kaleisha: Oh! Bachelor #3 of cource!
Bob: Ok... Well, let's reveal who our Bachelors are! Bachelor #1 please come forth and state your name.
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