Lauren B-day Rap
Chorus:
It’s your birthday so we gon’ get wa-a-sted
You know how we do up in this bitch it’s your birthday so we’ll party strong
It’s your birthday so we gon’ get wa-a-sted
It’s your birthday so let’s keep this party going all night long
Verse1:
Lauren, you’re my homie to the gizzee
When you stop by we just be getting dizzy
Drinkin alchy and smoking lots of wizzeed
Actually just the first I didn’t mean to mislead
She looks like a hard drinker but here’s a secret
For telling me it, right now she’s gonna regret
One time she drank one beer and couldn’t keep it
Down giver her half and you will get to see her tits
Sposed to sing Rod Stewart and wear a white tux
To recreate your dream, I didn’t, that kinda sucks
Sorry girl I guess your outta luck
I made you this rap instead, I hope u give a fuck
Verse2:
You’re over here at least twice weekly
Since you and my roomie are on a love streak
We have got to be so damn sneaky
Everytime that we get all freaky
Now I guess I’ll get into the specs
Of course me and you had rough sex
In the closet excercising your neck
I respect that ya never objected
On the microwave with a dil gave u the dp
First I pulled a Joe and threw off the tv
Your covered up O it just didn’t deceive me
Two hours later you finally relieved me
Verse3:
Is everybody here prepared enough to celebrate
Ya see I need all y’all to participate
Miss L to the D was born on this very date
So get up and dance like you are trying to procreate
Now just because you got a buzz and u wish I was
All up on you like nobody else ever does
It doesn’t mean you should hop in my lap like Santa Clause
So just pause and throw back another beer like guzz guzz
You’ll get a shot with me, all the hot girls will
Just chill for now, eventually you’ll get your fill
And still be careful cuz I am like a pill
Addiction is something that me and Lauren instill
