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The Happy Gangstas:
White Noiz - Mark Richards
Mixed Tape - Jordan Brown
Both sophomores from the University of Delaware, keepin it hot.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,120
Peak in subgenre #602
Author
Happy Gangstas
Uploaded
May 21, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 6.4 MB • 128 kbps • 6:59
Lyrics
The Russell Rap
Intro:
This be Markus Markay representin’ Illadelph,
Got these fly bitches feelin’ all over theyselves
Sometimes they hesitate when we go in for the kiss,
But yo I’m not Hammer baby, ‘course you can touch this.
My flow is smoother and sicker and quicker than diahrrea
I’m Italian but I don’t sing O Sole Mia
Or O Sole Mio, y’all know how it goes
I’m here to talk about some peeps that I know
You see we’re up in D-Block that’s Russell D, second floor
Just keep this beat locked and I’ma tell ya some more
Omar:
First guy you’ll meet is Mr. Omar
I bet you can see him from miles far
Seriously, dude is like 8 feet high
And he puffs that dro baby just to stay fly
Brittany:
We started with the tallest the smallest is Brit
This girl is friggin hyper as shit
Easily excitable and pepped with spunk
I didn’t know Mormons was allowed to get drunk
Dave Br
Dave Brengle like a period comes once a month
‘Cept he uses his hand ‘steada some girls cunt
He ain’t got time for wom’s he’s busy with videogames
But it’s ok the pleasure he gets is bout the same
Eric
His roommate on the other hand goes by the name
Of Magic Stick Eric putting pimps to shame
Look at this man he’s jacked as can be
I wonder if he gets discounts at the pharmacy
Konrad
Krad you’re up now my homie G-g-gizzop
It’s funny how you act like someone’s Grandp-p-izzop
Get drunk and act all crazy, normly laid back and lazy
Love to watch AMC just ‘bout every day, see
Jordan
JB is part black but fully crazy
He comes up with shit that will simply amaze ya
When it comes to females he never has to hunt
He even dates some girls that he doesn’t even want
Adam
Wolky-to-the-Adam is from St. Louie
All the pretty hunnies they think he’s cute, he
Just says hey lady and how y’all doing
And they get all up on him like they gonna be screwin’
Melissa, Janel, Jen
Room 209’s got girls in three
Melissa’s the one who thinks she’s from the OC
For the first week of school Jen had a black eye
And Janel gets to date the football star guy
Steph
What it do let me introduce Stephie Mahacek
She’s from NYC and yea she’s got that accent
Wearing her big ass sunglasses and headphones
Her and DP Dave just love them calzones
Dave B
Berman that’s Dave wants to manage a hotel
For his sake I hope that it goes well
With Engineering I’ll be making hundred thou
He’ll be asking people if they want a fresh new towel
Meg K
How much shit can you cram into one day
To answer that question we’ll go to Megan K
Double major, triple minor, EMT and jobs till late
With that kinda schedule course she’ll fuck on the first date
Jen B
Jen B calls herself a little bit flirtatious
But what’s wrong with that? I mean now goodness gracious
She’ll talk and she’ll talk until she’s expended
Usually sexual but no guys ever offended
Zach
When you go out to parties better be with Zachary Richetti
He’ll clear out nasty girls with his two in one Penis-Machete
Better be careful when he’s wackin’ that thing is awfully sharp
Just bustin it out will easily split any girls legs apart
Britta
Britta you’re next on my list of verses not girls to bang
When we go out to parties I’m like “girl shake that thang”
You can’t have me anyway, you’re stuck with guys with chodes
The way I’d give it to ya, your hips would just explode
Laura
Laura you’re a goof and you’re kinda tomboyish
You’re the kinda person that I feel the need to toy with
You look at porn a lot and that’s fo sho
Thank your mom for last night, she sure loves to blow
Maciej
Maciej you’re kinda weird but you’re smart and you’re in a lot of my classes
If I made fun of you you’d get me back and we’d both look like dumbasses
I ain’t got a problem with whatcha doing anyway, I’m doing the same
But my way takes skills and frankly yours is just lame
Rosie
Rosie rose is like the mom of us all
I feel weird when she’s tipsy off that alcohol
When she’s getting hit on I feel the need to quibble
He’ll go in for
