Voltaire: Screw this, I don't need him! I can accomplish plenty of stuff on my own. In fact, I'm going to go accomplish something right now!
4 HOURS LATER...
*kingdom Hearts Music plays*
Voltaire: Ahh...kingdom hearts, this brings back memories...
*Caleb yelling at me about Kingdom Hearts*
Voltaire: Hmm...maybe there is something wrong with me. But, I just don't understand why a world with such wonderful things...could be bad.
Look at this stuff, isin't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, the guy who has everything?
Look at this game, plot untold.
How many wonders can just one game hold?
Lookin at my save you'd think, sure, he's got everything.
I've got crystals and gems a plenty
I've got potions and elixers galore
You want Lucid Shards? I've got twenty
But who cares, no big deal...I want more.
I want to be where Sora is
I wanna see, wanna see him slashing
Fightin around with that - what's the word again? Oh..keyblade.
Using MP, you don't get too far
Magic's required for spells and limits
Going along and killing - what's the word again. Heartless.
Up where he walks
Up where he runs
Up where he platforms all day in the sun
Finding Kairi
Wish I could be
Part of his world.
What would I give if I could live in that world
What would I pay to spend a day in Hollow Bastion
Betcha in there they understand
Bet they don't worry about release dates
Spikey haired heroes, never zeros...
Ready to stand
I'm ready to know what DiZ knows.
Ask em my questions and get some answers.
What's a summon and why does it what's the word? Suck.
When's it my turn
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore the worlds of Disney
Out of this Earth
Wish I could be
Part of his world.
~
*Phone rings*
Stacy: Hey Voltaire! This is Stacy, and I've got some opinions.
Voltaire: Um...allright, go ahead.
Stacy: Well, I've been giving it a lot of thought about what you said the other day, and I've decided that...I will go out with you.
Voltaire: oh...
Stacy: What?
Voltaire: Well...I'm kinda busy with Kingdom Hearts...going out with you would take time away from this. And...I'm just at a point in my life, where I can't let that happen.
Stacy: You gotta be kidding me!
Voltaire: Sorry...but hey, thanks though.
Stacy: Screw you...you're worse then FriendlyHunter.
Voltaire: Is that all?
Stacy: Well...I still have to do this.... ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
Drifting away, back into sweet slumber again
I'm waiting for you to bring me back to life some day
Wake up from bliss now that the night has come to pass
I'm now dreaming of a life I hope to live one day
Far away in your confusion
Understand, you are only human
Why try to fake resolution
Look around you, it's all an illusion
Now on my own, never to see summer again
I'm not looking back on what my life became that day
*5 second pause*
Stacy: ...I've never had the taste of a Nova Scotia donut in my mouth.