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Hi, I'm Voltaire Adams. Some people say I'm a terrific ath1337.
...some people are wrong.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #108
Peak in subgenre #26
Author
Voltaire Adams, Caleb Kinkaid
Rights
2006 The Brigade
Uploaded
April 24, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 9.7 MB • 128 kbps • 10:35
Story behind the song
*standard Summertime opening*
Announcer - Alright that was Hale-Bopp with "Summertime" coming in at number 2 for the first time... ever. We'll be right back after... a... few...
Voltaire - *improvising quiting the KWEH*
Caleb - Okay... well KWEH fans... it looks like I'm down one voice actor this time but I can do it on my own. 1, 2, 3, 4!
*standard Summertime opening*
Caleb the Radio Announcer - Alright that was Hale-Bopp with "Summertime" coming in at number 2 for the first time... ever. We'll be right back after... a... few...
Caleb - Aww fuck this. You know what guys? It's behind the scenes at the KWEH week! That's right, in lieu of actually doing work, we're gonna take some time out of our busy Hollywood schedules to show you how we put together those award winning 133.7 KWEH episodes every week! Lucky for me we always keep the mic on while working on these things so I've got plenty of material to work with! I don't know about any of you guys, but for us FunnyHaHa is definitely a 10 day process. Let me break it down for you... Day 1, Brainstorming.
Day 1 - Brainstorming
Caleb - Hey LAOS posted FunnyHaha wanna get started with the script?
Voltaire - *improvised KH2 dialog*
Day 2 - Brainstorming
*improvised Umihara Kawase dialog*
Day 3 - ...Brainstorming
Caleb - Okay okay seriously now we've gotta start writing this FunnyHaha stuff.
Voltaire - Alright well... I know we haven't done this in a while, but I want to fit something in there that's some kind of reference to "Summertime."
Caleb - ... you're retarded.
Day 4 - More Brainstorming
Both - *sing along to summertime*
Caleb - We're retarded.
Day 5 - Additional Brainstorming
Voltaire - Alright well... I know we haven't done this in a while, but I want to fit something in there that's some kind of reference to ...LAOS.
Caleb - I'm gonna kill you.
Day 6 - Rough Draft
Caleb - Alright the rough draft is finished.
Voltaire - You wanna just work on the final copy tomorrow?
Caleb - Sure.
Day 7 - Final Copy
Voltaire - Alright, did you get started on the final copy yet?
Caleb - Uh... yeah... it's done.
Voltaire - ...but that looks just like the rough draft.
Caleb - No no, I fixed the spelling.
Voltaire - Oh yeah... wouldn't want any spelling errors in our audio entry. *scans script* Bococho?
Day 8
Caleb - Day 8 - Recor...
Voltaire - Hey sorry about earlier, I kinda sprouted 20 vaginas there for a bit. *opposite of improvised stuff from before*
Caleb - Okay okay, well I'm kinda just doing an instructional kinda thing now to show the people at home how we do this each week so... you wanna be the announcer?
Voltaire - Alright. *clears throat*
Evil Kamoh - Day 8 - Recor...
Caleb - Wait wait... do it as Jeff.
Voltaire - Oh what so I'm just supposed to do any fucking voice you want me to do now?
Caleb - ...yeah.
Jeff - Day 8 - Recording
*Ninja - Stealth Tampons outakes*
Frost Man - Day 9 - Recording
*LAOS improv... LAOS is GOD*
Homsar - Day 10 - Recording
*Gaia outake*
Old Prospector - Day 11 - Recording
Ninja - Yes, from the makers of Stealth Pregnancy Tests and Stealth Snacky Cakes. It's tampons disguised as a box of tacos to help avoid embarassment of men forced to buy...
Caleb - Oh shit!
Voltaire - What?
Caleb - Oh my God!
Voltaire - What!?
Caleb - My mic hasn't been hooked up this entire time!
Ninja - ... I've been waiting for this pain... that I'll inflict on you... you know... your pain.
emo reelmojo - I'm gonna bleed.
Eddie - Day 17 - Original Music
*Ain't Nothin' Wrong with Stealth Tampons*
pixietricks - Day 19 - Phone calls
Caleb - This is usually the part of the submission where I exploit a popular OCR remixer who I happen to be friends with to make myself look cool.
Trenthian - Hey this is Trenthian.
Caleb - Yeah that's right... do you have his phone number... bitch?
LAOS - Hey, this
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Commentary
Okay, lots of improvisation in the opening. Voltaire really does want to become a voice actor, like in real life. I enjoyed imitating his announcer voice... a lot. The Kingdom Hearts jokes are odd because I'm really just as addicted to it as he is now, but we still just make fun of him for it. We used Umihara Kawase because it's one of the greatest games ever, and LAOS agrees, therefore it's true. I have about 8 different recordings of Voltaire saying things similar to "Bococho" such as "Bococholobobo"... seriously. We're about 6:30 into the file right now and it's to the part where we say we'll never do the KWEH again. Is that true? Maybe. Days 8, 9, and 10 are real outtakes from our past entries, just in case that wasn't obvious. The whole "my mic wasn't hooked up" thing actually kind happened once... it wasn't happy. For those not in the know... that we don't really know djpretzel. The "badly edited Hero of Time Training Academy" segment is probably my favorite part. Oddly enough, I did the editing on that part just like always though. The whole "at least one reference to Chronotrigger" thing used to be an in joke between me and Voltaire, but now it's out there for everyone. The whole "we're almost out of time" ending was written without knowing that we'd already be over 3 minutes overtime at that point... oops. You're still reading? Good. Yes, that's a real ringtone on my cell phone that I programmed in there. Now go away.
oh wait...http://www.chronocompendium.com
NOW go away.
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