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Hi, I'm Voltaire Adams. Some people say I'm a terrific ath1337.
...some people are wrong.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #65
Peak in subgenre #10
Author
Voltaire Adams, Caleb Kinkaid
Rights
2006 The Brigade
Uploaded
February 19, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:58
Story behind the song
Caleb's Commentary:
First off, if you haven't noticed we're opening and closing every entry with Summertime by Hale-Bopp. The only thing that might slip past people in the openning is the line "for the 64th time this week." Intended N64 reference? It's possible. Then comes the good ol' KWEH jingle. We realize people who don't play Final Fantasy won't get why it's called KWEH, and we realize that LAOS is one of those people. Then we got our random PSP commercial rip-off followed by our first commercial.
Megaman Pepsi Blue
First off, me and Voltaire are the only people in the world who loved Pepsi Blue, and we'll defend it to the death if you say anything bad about it. I love Voltaire's Frost Man impression here. His Eddie voice was unintentionally exactly the same as Itchy from The Simpsons. I tried to do a voice for Megaman that was a cross between the old MM cartoon and Stinkoman from Homestar Runner. The same voice actor did Megaman and Goku from Dragonball Z, that explains why I do the whole "Ka-me-ha-me-HA!" thing. The sound effect for charging the mega buster is actually from Megaman X and the sound effect for Frost Man dying is ripped from Shael Riley's "Break the Beat in Half" OCReMix. And yes, that's me going "wahwahwah."
Then we get random Simpson's goodness, just like a real radio station promo.
Hero of Time Training Academy
This is my favorite part and I'm barely even in it! Gotta love the old Zelda cartoon sound byte. The voice Voltaire did for this one was what I think is a perfect imitation of Sarge from Red Vs. Blue. I'll explain a few of the 1 percenters from the list for those who didn't get them all. "Total Roc Feather Guy" was a blatant way to point out that we were doing an homage to Strongbad Email #26 - "CGNU." "Falling Back" is the title of Darangen's remix of Gerudo Valley on OCR... go listen to it... it's good. LAOS Worship is a reference to our last entry, and the fact that LAOS is one sexy man. "Sarge Mimickry" of course refers to the voice Voltaire is using. The little jingle in the background is "Ganon Appears" from Zelda 1 being played by my cell phone. It's my ringtone for text messages currently.
Metal Gear Solid - Stealth Tampons
This one was admitedly a bit of a stretch, but I loved writing the lines for Ninja. That and making fun of the fact that Snake repeats everything that's ever said to him in the game. The outakes we got from this one are pure gold, trust me. Then we end it with the "coming this July" runner. I don't know why I love that so much.
As for the ending, yes that actually is Trenthian. We had him call Voltaire's cell phone to read his lines. Trenthian, you ROCK man! And I love that he doesn't even actually request Summertime, it just automatically plays.
Cast in order of appearance:
Radio Guy - Voltaire
1337 Singers - reelmojo and Voltaire
Hellz Yeah Guy - reelmojo
Frost Man - Voltaire
Megaman - reelmojo
Eddie - Voltaire
Aquaman - reelmojo
Wahwahwah guy - reelmojo
Crappy Announcer - reelmojo
40 Minute Man - reelmojo
Link - reelmojo
Jeff: President of Hero of Time Training Academy - Voltaire
Solid Snake - reelmojo
Otacon - Voltaire
Ninja - Voltaire
Clerk - reelmojo
Colonel Campbell - Voltaire
Crono - ...
Trenthian - Trenthian
Hair and make-up by Casey McDaniel
Music:
Hale-Bopp - "Summertime" OCReMix
The Brigade - 133.7 Jingle
Syusaku Uchiyama - "Boss Intro"
Syusaku Uchiyama - "Boss"
Syusaku Uchiyama - "End Stage"
Bun Bun - "Protoman"
Koji Kondo - "Legendary Hero"
Koji Kondo - "Item Shop"
reelmojo's reelphone - "Ganon Appears" (original by Koji Kondo)
KCE Japan Sound Team - "Discovery"
reelmojo - "Ain't Nothin' Wrong with Stealth Tampons"
Lyrics
Beginning
(Your Standard Summertime opening)
Radio Guy - Alright that was Summertime by Hale-Bopp coming in at number 1 for the 64th time this week! We're gonna take a short break but we'll be right back with some more rock!!
133.7 KWEH Jingle
Promo
Promoman - 133.7 The KWEH... hellz yeah.
Megaman - Pepsi Blue
[Boss intro musics]
Frost Man - I'll crush you! I'll pulverize you!
[Boss musics]
Megaman - Uh oh, I'm gonna need more power for a fight of this size. Eddie!
Eddie - I'm here Megaman! I've brought a new drink with me invented by Dr. Light... Pepsi Blue!
Megaman - Pepsi Blue!?!?!?!?!? What's that?
Eddie - It's berry cola fusion!
Megaman - Alright! Let me try it! *glug glug glug* Now I've got your Pepsi!
Frostman - I want some of that! Pepsi Blue, I'll make a popsicle of you!
Megaman - Not today Frostman! Ka-me-ha-me-HA! (charge shot)
[Boss dying sound, end level music]
Megaman - With this new Pepsi Blue, I can defeat anyone!
Aquaman - I'm Aquaman, but you can call me hansome guy!
Eddie and Megaman - Oh Aquaman! (wah wah wah)
Announcer - Pepsi Blue, coming this July to a store near you. (Protoman whistle)
Promo
"Simpsons quote"
Hero of Time Training Academy
Link - Hyrule was in need of a hero.
Zelda - You must help me Link!
Link - Hey for you Zelda, anything!
Link - But obviously, I needed help before I could save anyone. That's why I went to the Hero of Time Training Academy.
Jeff - When I first met Link he was young, weak, and come on I mean he didn't even have a fairy! But here at the Hero of Time Training Academy, he learned everything he needed to become a true hero, and you can too! So come on down and get your degree in:
Boomerang Throwing
Cutting the Grass
Playing the Ocarina
Bomb Flower Picking
Z-Targeting
Princess Saving
Fun with Bombchu
Pissing off Gorons
What Dodongos Don't Like
Riding Epona
Riding Zelda
Advanced Training with Error
Cucco Slash 'N Dash
Eight Dungeons: An Indepth Study
Wind Waking
Total Roc Feather Guy
Skulltula Hunting
Falling Back
Masking Majora
LAOS Worship
Spin Slashing Sword Thingy
Mirrored Shield Production
Breaking Farore's Wind
Hey!
Link!
Listen!
Loving Nayru
Link's Awakening
Hookshot and Things Thereof
Sarge Mimickry
Spelling Kakariko
The Difference Between Ganondorf and Ganon
Water Temple and Why it Sucks
Heart Piece Aquirement
Tombstone Vandalism
Winning Funny HaHa
Rupee Collecting
Minish Capping
Pictography
Advanced Pictography
Semi-Advanced Pictography
Resisting the Urge to Kill Tingle
Resisting the Urge to Kill Navi
Not Resisting the Urge to Kill Navi
Or get your degree.
Link - With the things I learned at the Hero of Time Training Academy I now have the power to defeat Ganon... dorf?
Announcer - Hero of Time Training Academy, reopening this July.
Promo
Promoman - 133.7 The Kweh: The rock have started to move!
Metal Gear Solid
Stealth Tampons
[codec rings]
Snake - Otacon, I'm at the sneak point.
Otacon - You mean the department store?
Snake - Y... yeah.
Otacon - Snake, the item you're looking for is on the second floor basement.
Snake - Second floor basement?
Otacon - It's important that you aren't seen, Snake.
Snake - Don't worry, some stocker left this box here...
Ninja - Snake! What are you doing here?
Snake - Grey Fox?
Ninja - Is your woman making you buy tampons too?
Snake - Is my woman making me buy tampons too? How did you know?
Ninja - The look on your face says it all, Snake. I remember... the feel of embarassment. The clashing of bone and sinew.
Snake - But... but that doesn't make any sense.
Ninja - Snake, here's the brand I always buy. New Stealth Tampons!
Snake - Stealth Tampons!
Ninja - Yes, from the makers of Stealth Pregnancy Tests and Stealth Snacky Cakes. It's tampons disguised as a box of tacos to help avoid embarassment of men forced to buy tampons not disguised as
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