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Song Info
Genre
Charts
#2,728 in subgenre
Peak #13
Charts
Peak #59
Author
Wesley Krauss, Alex Keurvorst, Steve Mcarthur
Rights
2004 Wesley Krauss
Uploaded
February 15, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 6.8 MB • 128 kbps • 7:28
Story behind the song
We just started adding random parts together and in the end when we performed it we had a dance and a whole theatrical thing going along with the song with costumes and everything.
Lyrics
[All is silent, a long man walks to the drum set and sits. A pianist, also, seemingly male, sits at a piano and strikes a chord. The drummer, who is BM#2, leans over to a microphone.]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #2
Do you want a cup of tea?
[Suddenly, BM#3, a guitarist enters from stage left and picks up a guitar. Leaning over, he adds harmony.]
BEAUTIFUL MEN #2, #3
Do you want a cup of tea?
Tell me right now!
Do you want a cup of tea?
But it's all gone
And nobody knows
And all that's left is ham.
And bones.
BEAUTIFUL MAN #2 [shouting]
Well then gimme the ham and bones!
[The pianist begins a slow, two note waltz]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #2
Spinning warm Wesleys like dancing the jig,
Spinning like a Wesley who befriended a pig,
Make way for prince wesley no you can’t touch him now,
Spinning razor blades make Graham go insane.
[Silence fills the auditorium, as a silhouetted figure leaps up from behind the drumset, jumping through the air and landing centre-stage.]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1 [shouting]
Ababida boo! Bop bop bada boo!
[Four jarring notes are played from the three instruments onstage. A bassist runs in from stage right and picks up his instrument.]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1 [shouting]
Three! Four!
[A fast paced rock background erupts, and light is cast on the BEAUTIFUL MEN CLUB, who are all dressed in silly costumes and fake mustaches.]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
An eight year old maniac shaving his beard!
What more could you ask for?
Do you need help with ryhmes?
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Far away in La La Land shaving his beard!
What more could you ask for?
Do you need help with time?
No, no, no, no!
[A beat of silence, and then, a slow rock ballad]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
I’m quite alright,
I’m quite okay,
I’m very much insane!
Hello I love you!
Goodbye I hate you!
Come over here!
I want to taste you!
Maniac one,
Maniac two,
Maniac three!
That’s a lot of maniacs inside me!
Woah...
[Returning to the rock chorus.]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
An eight year old maniac shaving his beard!
What more could you ask for?
Do you need help with ryhmes?
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Far away in La La Land shaving his beard!
What more could you ask for?
Do you need help with time?
No, no, no, no!
[A beat of silence, and then, a funky hip hip beat fills the air as a figure leaps onstage from the audience. IMPOSTOR is also dressed unusually. He walks up to BM#1 and begins to rap]
IMPOSTOR
I’m the real Beautful Man #1!
I’m kickin you out now cause you’re done!
You think you’re beautiful, you think you’re hot?
Well I’m the real beautiful man and you’re not!
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
Who the hell do you think you are?
Comin’ in here, you’re going to far?
I’ve had enough of you’re shenanigans,
I’m number one and that’s all there is!
[BM #1 rips the nametag off of IMPOSTORS coat and throws it on the ground]
IMPOSTOR
What do you think you’re doing you little dumb slob?
You’re done and eatin like a corn on the cob!
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
A corn on the cob?
IMPOSTOR
That’s right you slob!
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
Well listen up here, I’ve got some news for you,
I’m Beautiful Man #1 times two,
I'm more beautiful than you think you are,
Isn’t that right gang?
ALL
Yes, by far!
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
You’d better get outta here before it’s to late,
I’m getting mad and I haven’t ate,
I’ve got a sign right here it’s number fourteen,
I’m gonna put it on you cause you’re so mean,
No buts or ands or ors or ifs,
You can take this as a token or a gift,
There’ll be no more fighting in this club,
[BM#14 suddenly joins in]
Only beautiful men who like to love!!!
[BM#1 and BM#14 dance about the stage for a while]
BEAUTIFUL MAN #14
He wears kilt to tilt his views
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
His legend is skewed,
BEAUTIFUL MAN #14
He likes the raisins--
BEAUTIFUL MAN #1
--Grazin'!
BEAUTIFUL MAN #14
--His tongue! He's gaspin' with every lung!
BEAUTIFUL MAN #2 [shouting]
Are you done?!
BEAUTIF
