(01-17-06) The Angry Minute
The Weekly Radio Address returns on WCCO-AM 830 Mpls,MN...and here on Soundclick
the ANGRY MINUTE is heard Tuesday Nights on WCCO-AM 830 Dark Star. .... .... Bush. the idiot. George W. Bush, appropriation, experimental, turntablism,
Story behind the song
There's a new Candidate for Governor in Minnesota...he's a Former Professional Wrestler....AND A Vampire.
Lyrics
Well!? It s a New Year! And time to pick a new Political Party.
In 2005, the Republican Party couldn’t dance fast enough, and each new indictment, a feather in the cap of Liberal Fedora.
The wait and see approach the Democrats have been perfecting, setup the coup de grace of mediocrity:
All they had to do, was GET through the Alito confirmation Hearings with dignity, and OUT of 2005 …
[Cornyn audio]
Ooops. That’s John Cornyn, apparently one memo short of a clear head
But alas, all is not lost. At least locally. Enter the new Candidate in the Race for Governor, Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey, professional wrestler AND vampire:
[Sharkey audio]
Sharkey adds that “unlike other candidates, I’m not going to hide my evil side”
Although, 75 indictments in one week, isn’t exactly Hiding your evil…
The apple didn’t fall from the tree last Friday when the Candidates wife announced his candidacy may cost her her job as a bus driver with the Princeton School District, when she was handed a pink slip from Superintendent of the school, which states that “Miss Carpenter does not serve as a role model in light of recent media reports that her husband is running for public office.”
Oh. And she told everybody in the garage she’s a witch.
Sharkey calls his wife’s termination, “SIMILAR TO THE SALEM WITCH HUNT—except that she admits she’s a witch ….umm, and without the burning at the stake.
So, What IS going on??
The Republicans continue to stock the penile system; The Democrats are one inaction away from insignificance; and we’re stuck voting for the only 14 year old in our science class who never grew up.
Maybe mom was right… those who can, steal. Those who can’t, consult. And those who can’t steal OR consult, only vote for one.
