Lyrics
This is the internet, so addictive crack heads, prefer surfing and quit smoking ciggarites
This is the internet, where animals die, cause the owner forgot to feed their pets
This is the internet, where people buy a domain to show a picture of a woman who can eat her shit
This is the internet, where its provides entertainment, then a 40 year old man will lure your kid
Everyone loves the internet, your gay, if you say its a bad place
You suck is "Noob" lauging is "lol those are the mad phrase
In the internet, gangstas and mobs are mentioned as e-thugs
And hustlers are ebay users, who scam retards
The Pimps cyber on dating chatrooms, but when they found it was his room mate
They bought a new blade, killed him then hack him on runescape
and all had left was a blue cape
Who needs a million, when you can have a billion neopoints
You could cyber, earn e-props, fuck it, you can download vegaboys
Myspace is the home of goths who try to fight their god
While idiots care of of how depressed they are when they write their blogs
Now you think im a hypocrite, fuck you its the internet
i can do whatever i want, and erase the history like removing my fingerprints
If you pwn noobs, then you been a winner ever since
This is the internet, so addictive crack heads, prefer surfing and quit smoking ciggarites
This is the internet, where animals die, cause the owner forgot to feed their pets
This is the internet, where people buy a domain to show a picture of a woman who can eat her shit
This is the internet, where its provides entertainment, then a 40 year old man will lure your kid
The internet is like a dangerous man
Many things can pop-up into his hand
If you think porno is the sexiest thing, you forgot about hentai
On the internet i get high, im so cool
When somone said hi, i say bye, dont talk shit gay guy
The internet is a second world, check out everquest
If you got porno sites, well fuck you, cause i got a better list
never seen herpes before? type it up in google
or type in pain 4, you'll see a whore, sucking on a doodle
If u think the world is racist, call someone jew
go to veronica mosa, u'll see brown stuff its called pooh
In the days i had no internet, i was locked up
Now I bought a shotgun on-line and it was cocked up
Now im goin to shoot at an E-thug
The internet is serious buisness
This is the internet, so addictive crack heads, prefer surfing and quit smoking ciggarites
This is the internet, where animals die, cause the owner forgot to feed their pets
This is the internet, where people buy a domain to show a picture of a woman who can eat her shit
This is the internet, where its provides entertainment, then a 40 year old man will lure your kid
Internet trolls dwell on somethingawful, genmay or even 4chan
not even the strongest can survive, not even jackie chan
Filled with mexicans like korn davis too lazy to do shit
or failures who claim they're ghetto who are fucking bullshit
Who needs the cinema when you have torrentspy
Get the fuck off my internet foreign guys
People who say the internet ruins your life
fuck, it helped enchanced my sex life
I'll even subscribe your email to viagra
I listen to one two step while masturbasting to ciara
You can download home video of scat showers
I can keep it up for 24 hours cause my nickname is Jack Bauer
I get more e-props and write like Maddox
Dissagree with me and i'll put your dick in a antbox
10,000 retards have heard and loved this song
Chorus
