Hey yo I like fat chicks on this big fat (...)
Bouncing up and down on it like a pogo stick
And I hope she don't slip 'cause she's got so much weight
That if she falls on me I'll look like a pancake
Flatter than the (...) on this skinny (...) I used to (...)
Before I traded her in for a (...) bigger than a truck
I ain't gotta take her nowhere 'cause she can't fit in my car
And all I ever have to buy this (...) is a chocolate bar
She can't say no to (...) 'cause she can't get out the way
I'd even (...) fat guys if I was gay
Yo I'll squeeze her (...) together then I'll stick my (...) between 'em
This (...) is so fat that she'll even eat my semen
(...) going out to restaurants when you're (...) fat (...)
She only wants to stay in and order from Domino's
Just one phone call and your work's done
This is why I like (...) 13 Amp's mom
