Another FFXI based song. White Mages will love this one!
Lyrics
Teleport holla-holla
Do you have it? Do you have it?
Can I grab it? Grab it?
1k if you pass it
Better cast it, cast it
Or get your ass MPK’d all day
Cause it’s Vrtra
X2
Cause we throw away whole days
Teleport, get paid
In GTA
We could also get laid
But hey, we be the White Mages
We telling evil sages after their pages
Stealing their wages, been doing this for ages
No need to aid us, laziness it what made us
Made us the greatest, no one can fade us
You know it’s the latest...bait us
With gil, we got skill, how we earn it
Cause we all learned, a decent way turn it
Into a profit, and we rob shit
Drop shit, and if they don’t pay up, we pop shit
Don’t like it? Then hey, don’t give us 1k
We’ll take an AK and blast ya cross the way
Cause hey, this is how we get our dolla
We don’t botha with farming, it’s teleport-holla
Chorus
No one can beat, a W-H-M
You got needs, we’re taking care of them
Spit all those bustas out like so much phlegm
And after that, give ‘em a teleport-Dem
And don’t break ya neck, trying to get to Altep
I’ll take ya to that steppe in only one breath
And hell nah, I don’t need a rest
I have MP like Jolie has breast
Teleport-Mea is where I’m gonna see ya
But I wouldn’t wanna be ya
If I wasn’t here to greet ya
I’m gonna have teach ya
How to earn every feature
Gonna reach ya
Being a WM preacher- Gonna beat ya
Then treat you to a teleport Holla
Why botha?
You guys be students, we scholars
Getting dollars from daughters and even their fathers
Cause this is Teleport Holla, Vana‘diel’s blue-collar
