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I Didn't Get My Truck Again This Christmas
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In the words of James Taylor, It's me and my guitar. Always in the same mood! Then again, maybe my guitar is just humoring me - sigh -
Just me, I'm an old Folksinger that still plays out once in a blue moon. Thank you for listening to my primitive acoustic songs. I am a retired Army Bandsman, a certified Wall Wacker, and am currently a teacher. Next time I retire I am going back into Folksinging. It's the perfect occupation really, no hope of fame and fortune and definately keeps me humble. Folksinging just naturally makes me a better person I s'pose.
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Genre
Pop • Christmas/Seasonal
Charts
Peak #311
Peak in subgenre #32
Author
Charles W - T Consaul
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I wrote it, played it and sang it.
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November 26, 2005
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 2:44
Story behind the song
I wrote this a long time ago. It probably shows it's age too, but they keep asking me to sing it so I keep doing it. This song has the word pee and Hell in it. I don't knwo about pee but you might want to keep this away from the teeny tinys if they object to the H e double hockey sticks word, I guess.
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I didn't get my truck again this Christmas Charles W - T Consaul C: I didn't get my truck again this Christmas Santa Claus just couldn't get it on his sled I didn't get my pickup truck this Christmas He got me this: 1. Old Crescent Wrench instead 2. Old Matchbox car instead 3. This pajama set instead (Like I wear Pajamas!) 4. Old Barbie Doll instead (yeah, my wife went and put my name on one of the kids presents again and now good old Uncle Fred is gonna make sure the whole world hears about it. Merry Expletive deleted Christmas everybody and as usual, Better Luck next year!) 1. I got a tie that's blue and black and yeller I got a shirt that's tangerine and green I got a watch that's got so many Buttons I can't run it It just sits there and blinks and beeps at me There's a sweater from the Only football team I hate Uncle Fred thought that would be a real good joke And some candy that my kids made when my Wife ran out of sugar That I had to eat until I thought I'd choke Chorus 2. "C" is for the chrome on all the fenders "H" is for the husrt shift on the floor "R" is for the rear exhaust That puffs just like my pipe "I" is the ignition when it roars "S" is for the Stereo that Gets me through the long hauls "T" is for the Tires that peel and soar And "MASS" is for the mass production system that makes possible The Christmas Goodie I've been hungry for You know I (Chorus) 3. Martha got her Microwave and Billy got his motorbike And Jim got that computer That he wanted for his room And Little Lisa got the doll That drinks and winks and pees Hell, she had it on my lap all afternoon Grandma got that hat she wanted Grampa got his shotgun Uncle Fred got property on Mars (Heh Heh) But the day I get my "Jimmy" is the Day I win the lottery With a ticket I find in the cookie jar Till then I (Chorus)
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