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She Keeps Me Happy
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Why are we here? We're here because the Sexy Leprechaun ordered us to be here. All Hail the Sexy One!
Lauka is three guys, two guitars, countless bottles of Mountain Dew and loads of dumpling. Ion is the vocalist and lyricist. He likes his pink shirt. CC is the guitarist, backing vocalist and lyricist. He’s an asshole. Skald is the guitarist and backing vocalist. He has a pet dragon. The band would like some fan/hate mail because they're fun to read; they can be contacted at LaukaTheBand (squigglythingie) GMail.com
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #108
Peak in subgenre #30
Author
Ion/Capped Crusader
Uploaded
November 13, 2005
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:21
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She Keeps Me Happy Woke up this morning … got myself self some coffee Checked my email for some porn … then I sat by the TV Flipped the channel to MTV … just in time to see Britney She was shaking her rear-end … made feel all itchy Pretty soon the R/C … wasn’t the only thing in my hand I was already sweating … on the TV came Amy She was climbing the walls again … wearing only her nightie Then along came Chrissie … who was singing Dirty The TV is all I need … don’t need no woman The TV keeps me happy … even when I’m filthy Don’t need no gifts … don’t need no condoms I can have her all the time… and she doesn’t get bitchy I love my TV… she keeps me happy I love my TV… she keeps me happy Then I switched to FTV … the girls were really skinny That doesn’t matter anyway … coz they were all skimpy Had an eyeful on midnight hot … too bad its so damn short That girl makes me happy … wanna do her in the ass all day I had my popcorn ready … to see a fuking movie I had my boner out … I was waiting for the chicks to shout But the editors had to cut it … the best part was all in shrouds Fuk you HBO … I’m gonna buy a DVD The TV is all I need … don’t need no woman The TV keeps me happy … even when I’m filthy Don’t need no gifts … don’t need no condoms I can have her all the time … and she doesn’t get bitchy I love my TV … she keeps me happy I love my TV … she keeps me happy … all day long
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