The most atonishing, frightening and powerful musical force to ever grace the kind soils of the planet earth sprang forth from the fiery bowels of hell at the begining of the school year 2004. The dark and ungodly aparitions of pure rock chose two unsuspecting teenage boys as their host...One Keith Shellick, a scragly, dark, mysterious, antisocial youth with the high aspirations of becoming a rock-star, and Gabriel Ismael Gonzales, a young Jewish boy with a meager body weight, a taste for classical music, and an extensive collection of erotic lithographs. Some could perhaps say that having a constant flow of brilliant creativity and pure rock and roll may actually be a burden for two adolescents, but when asked they could only say "it was meant to be, we're just vessels, we have to deal with it". And oh yes brothers they have, playing only a few local shows so far theyve always managed to effect their audiences profoudly, from making them vomit in the middle of a sweet guitar solo, to arousing ideas of concealed and furtive self-stimulation in grown men (standing in a crowd of hundreds mind you). Dismal Intensity's musical power is so immense that even foreigners have risked crossing the border illegally to see their shows in hopes of "hearing the voice of god". "There's been much sickness and misfortune in my village this past rain season, our crops have done poorly and i've come down with the devil's eye diseise, i heard that maybe i might be able to find solace in the music of these two men, but i found much more, when Gabe...the little jewish one, came in with his sweet guitar solo my eyes miraculously healed and all was good within" Says 84 year old Esmerelda De Martin...In conclusion, I advise you to find the courage and perseverence within to endure the undescribable rock of these two great men, buy their album, go to their shows, but somehow, god, just experience the power of rock for yourself.