Uncle Reg's Funny Panties
A song about an odd encounter with a man named Uncle Reg.
A comedy rock band that specializes in parodies.
A comedy rock band that specializes in song parodies. Our biggest influence are The Cars. Our other major influence is of course, Weird Al Yankovic. We also do original songs yet we try our best to not take ourselves seriously.
Story behind the song
Steven and I were just sitting around trying to come up with a song that really made no sense but still was pretty funny. We decided to make one about our Uncle Reg and he just came up with the title while I pumped out the lyrics and the music.
-David Heline Jr.-
Lyrics
Lead Vocals: Steven Heline
It was a couple of years ago,
On the wake of Autumn's mourn,
I descended upon the stairway,
And heard the sound of porn,
Sitting atop my oven,
Was my dear old Uncle Reggie,
He had his trousers around his ankels,
He was giving himself a wedgie,
I cried out loud to make him stop,
But instead he kept on grinning,
I noticed he had a leopard skin print,
On his undergarments made of linen,
He said "Hey Buddy like my fuzzy beaver?",
Then I screamed, "Reg get out of here",
But I could not escape,
Uncle Reg's funny panties,
I said Uncle Reg's funny panties,
They may be too tight,
And they may be too small,
But I was laughing so hard,
I didn't notice at all,
Uncle Reg's funny panties,
With his crotch he started thrusting,
And I began to scream and hurl,
And he just kept on shouting,
How'd you like to give this a twirl,
So I soared high in the air,
With my cape made out of putty,
And I flew to Calcutta, Mexico,
And left Uncle Reg saying, "Oh Buddy",
But I still remember,
Uncle Reg's funny panties,
Uncle Reg's funny panties,
They may be too tight,
And they may be too small,
But I was laughing so hard,
I didn't notice at all,
Uncle Reg's funny panties...
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