Scone's Song On Photosynthesis
This song is dedicated to Whit, who is the only other person who truly grew up with both the idea of the funniest thing EVER, Scone, and the real Scone, the dog.
Stoddard Blackall and his piano. Oh, and his voice.
First of all, I'm not really a band. I'm a guy who writes music because it feels so amazingly good. I love to go back and play my music to myself because it sooths me. I love how I don't have to play it any other way than the way I want to play it. But I also LOVE to play to other people because I love to play to other people. It just feels great.
Story behind the song
This is a song that Scone wrote. Well, some things just happen on the spot. Scone is a weird guy that has been the basis for my humor for many years. He isn't real, actually he used to be a dog in real life but now he's just a funny voice I use and a made up guy. And the other voice you hear in the song is Scone's friend, Neighbor. That's his name, Neighbor. Oh man, it's so regular to me now. This must sound so weird. Unless my brother only reads this.
Lyrics
Yesterday I asked someone how they were doing. He said to me, "I'm doing fine." I told him what he said made no sense. So I asked him the question again, but this time I turned to the left a little and looked at a bird behind him instead. He said, "Are you talkin' to me still?" Huh, and I said, "You piece of shit." Then he left. I didn't know him well but I knew him from this time that I asked him how he was doing. His answer made no sense. Never mind though.
Photosynthesis,
Photosynthesis,
Photosynthesis,
So then one time I walking along and I forgot the was, then my Stan acted up. I had to put new batteries in it. I don't celebrate, I dedicate. Sorry for my French. Oh god. Man it's so hard to think like a woman. Cause they hide their dicks so well. It's so hard to think like a gal. Though I've seen one before. It's so hard to think like a pilot. Haha, I'm just kidding. Oh it's so hard to think like a horse. MOO!
[Scone turns his lyric page over. Then there's random clutter from Scone's friends that are around the room. One of them says Ron Diversiac]
My money's on the run, go run and catch it, try to get your funny face around.
Photosynthesis, [haha]
Photosynthesis,
I kinda like this part, this is good,
Photosynthesis, [yeah]
Photosynthesis,
I like the part right here, right there,
I hate it when that blue stuff gets stuck on the window, then you try to, you know take it off with that stuff that hurts your hand.
What are you saying, you don't make any sense, I've never heard of this, this weird blue stuff,
Cause what I really hate is when a stapler has a staple, halfaway sticking out of it.
I know that's true, and then it pokes you, when you try to put it on your head.
Wait why would you put it on your head?
Uh, when I need to pull the pencil from my ass.
I need my hands free then. Yeah. I need my hands free, and plus I still can pee. I need my hands free then. I have a pet monkey. His name is Pet Monkey. I have a monk, a pet monkey monkey. I have a pet monkey. His name is Pet Monkey [stapler man]. I have a monk, a pet [boogey man] monkey monkey.
[Solo]
Photo,
Photosythesis,
Photosynthesis,
Photosynthesis,
Pho pho,
Photosynthesis,
Oh no,
PhotosyntheFUCK.
Oh yeah, so then once I was eating a cheeseburger and this woman came up to me and asked me if she knew me from somewhere. I said, "Yes" but then I said "No" aha.
[Ah, alright, Ok, done. Hey Neighbor, what are you keeping this here for. Ahhh!!]
