One Lindsey Nelson is our motivation. An interesting side-note would be that this song took forever to sing, as it was towards the end of our long performance and our creativity was a little sluggish. But it's still hilarious. And we still love Lindsey. And she's still thin.
Lyrics
I love Lindsey Nelson!
She's an Alabama resident!
She knows how to eat like a fat person!
Even though she's actually really thin