Anyone who plays Final Fantasy XI will understand this song. Don't take it too seriously, I'm just messing around.
Lyrics
Gilgamesh in this motherfucker
Bastok in this motherfucker
Red Dragons in this motherfucker
You knew it was coming, you knew it
We go MPK motherfucker
We go MPK motherfucker
MPK motherfucker
And we do this shit all day motherfucker
I don't really care, what ya'll say
Ya'll bytches can't fuck wit MPK
Ya'll better, get outta the way
before we smash your ass like Selbina clay
We don't ride on dubs, we roll on Chocobo's
I suppose, we'll go pimp some Bastok hoes
Who knows? Ask her if she swallow
On the way to Mhuara, and see a Sea Horror
And push that motherfucker right back in the water
It's a slaughter, have to MPK her daughter
No bother, cause up against us she's nada
We caught her, and fucked her up and forgot her (MPK)
Chorus x2:
Your ass just got MPK'ed
How does it feel to know you've been played?
We go MPK motherfucker and we do this shit all day motherfucker
Now hold on, wait, let's get one thing straight
There may be three nations but not all are great
If we learned anything from Limp Bizkit school
Nothing with Durst at the end of it can be cool
But they ain't the worst, on the Gilgamesh server
See Sandy has Vrtra but you that they don't deserve a
Notorious Monster like that, motherfuckers can't even can't even fight back, or even fight that
Have to look to Bastok to get on the right track
Don't be stunned, cause we're always #1
Almost all the time, taking all the fun, oh
Who would know? If they let us, we'd take Jeuno
Take Qufim Island, only Bastokons could go
Unless you're a Red Dragon across the block
Go suck a cock, if you ain't from Bastok
All you bytches from Sandy or Durst take heed
Motherfucking MPK's coming to this scene
Don't be green, I ain't trying to be mean
But ya'll are messes that have to be cleaned
MPK motherfucker
Chorusx2