let's all get drunk in the back of the truck
let's get our sisters and rape em
lay in the hay
lay with our cows
lay all day cause we're gay
i am a cowboy
i am a hick
i am a farmer
i am a dick
let's ride our mules
to the watering hole
let's get our tractors and trailers
my wife ran away
my dog died today
now i got a banjo named cletus