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Asshole
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This is a song about me, plain and simple.
hiphop rap instrumental underground immortal technique beat rhymes battle mop alchemist brian dis aesop rock cnn bg insult bjesus goldstein
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A white underground hip-hop head from the D.C. suburbs, Bejesus crafts rhymes that are both provocative and entertaining.
Bejesus is a huge hip-hop head who follows the underground scene. While he just started rapping in July of 2005, BG has been listening to artists like Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Aesop Rock, Apathy, Louis Logic for years. With sharp lyrics and hand-picked beats, Bejesus crafts rhymes that are both entertaining and provocative.
Song Info
Genre
Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop
Charts
Peak #793
Peak in subgenre #65
Author
Words - Bejsus; Music - MOP
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Bejesus
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August 04, 2005
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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I’m an asshole I don’t make no bones about it That shit is evident in every rhyme that I spit I don’t care if you’re offended by my crude lyrics Talk back, I’ll split your head open lickety split I’m the verbal equivalent of a graffiti vandal I swerve my Acura while I’m swigging from a handle Someone else on the line? No I won’t hold on Diss me again you’re extinct like the megalodon I’m walking down the street and then I see this homeless dude He asks me for a meal so I give him some dog food The Bum looks at me and cocks his head to the side I say, boy have some respect and don’t stare me in the eye And no I won’t give you money cause you’ll just buy saint Ives I’m so cruel I’ll make a homeless man cry Then I see a blind guy while I’m going for a jog I tell “watch out!” and kick his seeing eye dog If you step to me I’ll let loose a cross to your jaw I won’t let off the pressure just like Boyle’s Law I’ll beat some siamese twins in a three legged race When they try to shake my hand I just spit in their face I laugh and say man, you never even had a chance For my victory I do the Apache devil dance Ask me how you look and I’ll tell you the truth My development’s arrested just like George DeBluth I’ll sell nuclear secrets straight to the Taliban, Don’t look at me like that, I gots to make a living man I inject pig blood into a hippie’s veggie burger and I throw meatballs at them when they’re screaming fur is murder I’m an asshole I don’t make no bones about it That shit is evident in every rhyme that I spit I don’t care if you’re offended by my crude lyrics Talk back, I’ll split your head open lickety split I’m an asshole I don’t make no bones about it That shit is evident in every rhyme that I spit I don’t care if you’re offended by my crude lyrics Talk back, I’ll split your head open lickety split Why do you think that I value you’re opinion Everything you say’s retarded like an inbred West Virginian And that right there is a pretty big assumption Don’t you know that I’m loco, que no tengo ninguna gumption Man, don’t you dare look at me and complain, I’ll shut down your home invoke imminent domain Soy capaz de destruirte en dos idiomas Te haré daño doble hasta que digas no más I hope one day I see you, when you run out of gas And I’ll sidle up beside you like a snake in the grass I’ll offer to help you and I’ll earn your trust Then when you turn away I’ll fill your tank with sawdust It’s not really personal I just don’t like the look of you Your being annoys me like those fags from Blink 182 So stay the fuck away from me when I come around the way Or I’ll call your mom and dad up and I’ll tell them that your gay Cuz I’m a killer, like an africanized bee Kill you slowly, like a case of HIV I’m warning you, don’t mess with me I’ll show up at your home and rape your whole family Now I’m not the type to give out empty compliments And if You owe me money you better give me every cent If I have to come and get it you better repent For committing a breach of trust with fraudulent intent Just kidding, man I won’t sue you I can’t even say in this song what I would do to you I’m an asshole I don’t make no bones about it That shit is evident in every rhyme that I spit I don’t care if you’re offended by my crude lyrics Talk back, I’ll split your head open lickety split
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