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A 10-minute epic tribute to the shop they call Games Workshop
highland joe fling jimbo haggis an ode to ky becky hs garden jitterbug
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www.highfling.tk. Melodic rock music played by haggis-eating Mancunians.
Hello. We're Highland Fling. We formed in Manchester, England in 2004, out of boredom and because we wanted to share our songs with the world. We are : Joe:vocals/bass Jimbo:lead/vocals Ashley:keyboard ? ??????:drums We are all about 15 years old, and we play catchy,emotional, melodic rock music. Joe and Jimbo write the majority of the songs, but... None of us are Scottish.
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Peak #1,871
Peak in subgenre #143
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Stevenson/Harper
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www.highlandfling.tk
Uploaded
April 20, 2005
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MP3 9.7 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
Games Workshop in Manchester Arndale.
Lyrics
deep inside my hobbit hole deep in middle earth the shamen orcs are waiting to use the galactians curse i have the card of courage i have the card of truth will you trade your gandalfs wisdom it's an offer you can't refuse my footsoldiers are sieging your castle with battering rams and knights my crossbows beat your elven archers my infantry will cross your moat tonight i have the card of knowledge i have the card of truth will you trade your aragorns honour it's an offer you can't refuse i buy my pieces grey so i can handpaint them myself i have a level 60 dwarf that will cut into your elves i have the card of magic i have the card of truth will you trade your orc's brutality it's an offer you can't refuse take that move again my glasses clouded up you can't lay siege to my castle because you're tactics suck i have the card of purity i have the card of truth will you trade your goblin's medallion it's an offer you can't refuse (oh-ing period) i have the card of poison i have the card of truth will you trade your well of health it's an offer you can't refuse Where are all the girls today? it's usually choc-a-bloc but i've got a secret weapon i've got grazinganam's rock i have the card of evil i have the card of truth will you trade your ruby bracelet it's an offer you can't refuse i'll use my red materia to save the maidens fair if you use your mighty aeons then i'll use my armoured bear i have the card of shiva i have the card of truth will you trade your ifrit summon it's an offer you can't refuse (oh-ing period) after we watch countdown i'll fix my greasy hair then we should watch star trek the keystone must be somewhere i have the card of strength i have the card of truth will you trade your hobgoblin it's an offer you can't refuse mummy give me money i must strengthen my force please, can i have a little more? to buy poseuden's fork i have the card of power i have the card of truth will you trade your tsunami wave it's an offer you can't refuse i'll use my lens of truth to see if you are cheating i know you sneak a move sometimes when you're taking a beating i have the card of calculation i have the card of truth will you trade your staff of doom it's an offer you can't refuse (oh-ing period) i have the card of inertia i have the card of truth will you trade your dragon claw it's an offer you can't refuse deep in mordor's forest is where the elves reside dancing 'round the deku tree it's a shame the great elm died i have the card of fantasy i have the card of truth will you trade your hub of growth it's an offer you can't refuse yonder 'pon the mountain inside odin's cave tonberry's attack you nature is their slave i have the card of nightmares i have the card of truth will you trade your fruit of passion it's an offer you can't refuse (oh-ing period) i have the card of lust i have the card of truth will you trade your starter's pack it's an offer you can't refuse i will spare your army like a merciful hero i will spare you fontaine's wrath and keep your hp from zero i have the card of doom i have the card of truth will you trade your shiny card it's an offer you can't refuse i go to the Games Workshop to see all of my friends they all know that i'm the master so the the song must end (oh-ing period)
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