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A satire on personal advertisements
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Hi folks. I have added a lot of videos recently. Please take a look!
Hi folks, This site acts as a personal archive of my work. So you'll find my best recordings here as well as some pretty crappy ones. The earliest recordings here were made on simple cassette decks, others were made on mobile phones, some are live recordings made at various gigs over the years, a handful were made in small recording studios, but most of the more recent ones were made at home on a Zoom portable studio, which itself is now rather ancient! If you like a song and want to download it, click on 'Full song info' for that song and you will see the download link. You can also read the lyrics and any background information on the songs that I may have added. All my music is available for free - enjoy :) cheers, Charles
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #70
Peak in subgenre #29
Author
Charles Cornelius Tyler
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Charles Cornelius Tyler
Uploaded
February 10, 2008
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:05
Story behind the song
Based very loosely on personal experience. Have you ever written a personal ad? You will know what I'm talking about! This recording was made at my friend Malcolm's house in Bondi sometime around 1989 I think. Malcolm plays all the keyboards and programmed the drums. The picture shows me on the balcony of my house in Annandale just a few years later on my way to work...
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Good looking man - young 45 Professional - own business Seeks a permanent mate for a wonderful life In a beautiful home in the Inner West No fatties - no dykes No leather - no bikes No children - no pets - no cigarettes Write frankly - discretion naturally I like going to shows occasionally I like eating out by the ocean I travel abroad every now and then I need companionship and affection Tried hookers and queens Tried magazines Tried wearing blue jeans Tried limousines Tried nouvelle cuisine And tried the Philippines Tried drowning my sorrows in gin Tried living in sin But nothing's happening The girl of my dreams is younger than me Reliable under pressure A sense of humour's a must Good looks are a plus If compatible send a picture Tried sitting in bars Tried strumming guitars Tried getting in shape Tried staying out late Tried being devout Within and without Tried looking distressed Tried getting undressed If you know how it feels When nothing quite matches your need If you prefer every detail to be hammered out And fully agreed Reply guaranteed! Reply guaranteed! Reply guaranteed! Reply guaranteed!
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