hey guess what. my cat.... it talks.
i keep him in a box that locks
because he might tell people embarrassing stuff
like how i like to polish clocks
today i let my cat out to get some fresh air
and then he caughed up a ball of hair
the fencewas open and he escaped
he became a superhero, and donned a cape
talking cat talking cat
you aint really where its at
talking cat you aint really where its at
he climbed a tree and helped a firefighter down
and gave him a scolding back on the ground
he was in the paper and on the news"
but then he got in trouble for insulting the jews"
nazis sent letters of addorationg
but he also got hatemail from liberals 'cross the nation
the letters said "you're mean you antisemitic cat"
"dont be hat'n on da jewboys, dat aint phat"
talking cat talking cat
you aint really where its at
talking cat you aint really where its at
: 'IMA RUB ONE OUT, BRB,
WHEN I GET BACK, YOU'Z CAN DRINK MY PEE"
so da libs was like "cat we gon put u on house arrest"
so he gat'd dem all, right in the chest
it was on teevee and everyone saw
kittie got awwesterd fo breakin da law
he did his time, an' now he's a-comin' back home
to piss on his favorit piss'n gnome
his bus is comin' down the street now, oh lawd help mah cat
dont let him eat candy, he'll get like wicked fat
