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Just Another Theory
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Basil White
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March 28, 2005
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I feel so bad for fundamentalist Christians. They try so hard to do the right thing, and just make things worse. I wanna shake 'em. "Jesus is your role model! Jesus! Not Gilligan!" Fundamentalists don't believe in evolution. I think they're just jealous of the evolved. Can't kick evolution out of schools, so they want to teach creationism and evolution at the same time. Hey, they're both theories, theories are just opinions, right? Like the theory of relativity. E=mc2. Just an opinion. Harmless. Just ask the people from Hiroshima. "Bombardier, drop the opinion." (whine) "Don't worry, it's just a theory!" Boom! "Wow, that was one hell of an opinion. We smoked a whole city with that opinion. God, I hope the Russians don't get an opinion."
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