Main Entry: diesel theory Pronunciation: 'dE-z&l 'thEo-&-rE' Function: mind-set Inflected Form(s): none Etymology: Late Jersey english theoria, from UCNJ theOria Date: approx ad. 2003 1. Diesel Theory is evolution, created and destroyed. 2. It is a volatile pulse that resonates in the soul. 3. It is greater than an idea. 4. It is the knowledge that our past makes us who we are. It is honesty, accurate descriptions of what human beings can do to each other. 5. It tries to understand why, yet at the same time knows the futility of why. 6. It was created to channel aggression and bring peace through exhaustion. suggested: Believe nothing.