The Legend Of Muffin Underwood
Muffin Underwood is a slut, but not slut enough to have sex with me.
ANGRY RACIST RAPPERS SAYING RACIST WORDS.
My name is M.C. Friend.
Story behind the song
MUFFIN UNDERWOOD IS A BLUE HAIRED SLUT. Her pubic hair is also blue and there is a lot of it. She doesn't mind showing me but she won't let me put my penis near it. FUCK YOU SLUT LEMME HIT IT.
Lyrics
There's this girl named Muffin Underwood
I tried to have sex with her but I never could
She only likes those porn star guys
And my three inch cock would be my demise
So I went on the internet and bought some pills
$43.95 in coins and bills
Six to eight weeks later when I checked my mail
There was a big brown package but to no avail
It was empty, no pills, just styrofoam
So I went inside and I picked up the phone
I dialed 1900-FIXMYSHIT
And the guy that answered was a total dick
I said "I got no pills but I need some lovin'
I need a bigger wang so that I can please muffin"
He said "Fuck that shit, Muffin is mine"
So I hung up the phone and I sat and cried
I'm not
Ever gonna get to fuck
Never gonna get my penis inside
Muffin Underwood's Vagina
All I ever wanted was another inch or six
'Cause Muffin's used to the world's biggest dicks
And I know if mine was bigger then I know she'd let me hit it
Let me get my penis all up in her clitoris
But that's not gonna happen 'cause my wang is microscopic
I might as well just go shop at hot topic
'Cause without Muffin I'ma a loser and as good as gay
I think of her everyday
And what would happen if we were together
What if my penis weighed more than a feather?
Would Muffin like me and would we have sex?
Would we make films that are rated X?
Would people sell bootlegs on eBay?
Or would I be so bad that I'd make her go gay?
I guess I'll never know 'cause me penis is so small
At least there's constalation in that I have giant balls
