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GETTIN' OLDER AIN'T NO FUN
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This is about how we change as "gracefully" get older.
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Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
#4,153 today Peak #64
#1,293 in subgenre Peak #18
Author
John P. Webb
Rights
2005
Uploaded
February 17, 2005
Track Files
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MP3 3.0 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
My oldest sister was complaining one day about everything, and I asked what was wrong (with a smile on my lips) and she retorted: YOU JUST WAIT. YOUR TIME'S A-COMING! GETTIN' OLDER AIN'T NO FUN.
Lyrics
Well I was one of six Four girls and two boys My daddy always said our laughter Was a beautiful noise I remember all those happy times We spent back in our youth But the older I get the more I learn This one undeniable truth (ch) Gettin' older ain't no fun There's so much I haven't done And I still feel like I did when I was sixteen The spirit's willing to go But the body just says no And I'm caught here betwixt and between No gettin' older ain't no fun I woke up one morning My hair was falling out My wife said you're just going bald It's nothing to worry about Nothing to worry about I said Now I don't understand This ain't going at all my way This ain't what I had planned (ch) My eyesight failing my mem'ry too And all my muscles ache Breakfast now is 15 pills Every morning I have to take But the worst thing in this picture Is something I should not say When she's in the mood for making love.... Viagra is the only way (ch)
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