Santa Works for Amazon.com
Minyard 2004
I do my Christmas shopping
from the comfort of my home
or even my motel room
when I'm on the road
They make it so dang easy
you can even have things wrapped!
a card can be included
and you never lick a flap.
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Chorus
My kids all think Santa works
for Amazon.com
I can't tell them no different cause
that's where the gifts come from
The elves must work for FedEx
or maybe UPS
though their trucks don't look like Rudolf
he was traded in I guess
Yes my kids think that Santa works
for Amazon.com
Jeff Bezos if you're listenin'
Time to put that red suit on.
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I don't go to the mall no more
it drives me half insane
dealin' with those sales clerks
that ain't got half a brain
And that click, click, click you're hearin
ain't no reindeer on my house
it's me just buying one more thing
with the button on my mouse.
Chorus
