I met her at the Chinese fish restaurant and made a wish
That I could kiss her wide mouth forever more
I went up to her and said 'Hello, I am a fish you know'
She said she hadn't met a talking fish before
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And then she looked at me with her wide spotty face
And said the words I never wanted to hear
You are not the one, I will never sleep with you
Because I wouldn't want my children to look like wide fish
When we were going out
The conversation was less than riveting
We rarely even talked to each other at all
I think she'd probably had enough
Of the fact that I was very rough
But she didn't have much to brag about herself
