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Santa Cruise
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The work is done, and it’s time for fun! If you’ve ever wondered what Santa and the elves do after December 25th, join us for this festive tropical cruise.
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A pop band with original satirical Christmas songs. Comic relief for the holiday season!
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Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #118
Peak in subgenre #56
Author
Vance Lehmkuhl
Rights
Bah & the Humbugs
Uploaded
December 11, 2004
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MP3 6.3 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Lyrics
Bright streamers red and green Our cruising party scene We're on a ship out here That comes but once a year Come join our carvevale Saint Nick's gone tropicale A trip you should not miss That's why we called it this Santa Cruise (December 26th - Break out the swizzle sticks) Santa Cruise (Now that the gifts are done - Come on out and have some fun) Frosty has proved the lord Lord of the shuffleboard Rudolf's a fighter jet His nose its brightest yet Now that our jobs are through We're hanging out with you Just off the starboard bow That's where we're headed now Santa Cruise... A toast! To Rudolf! A toast! To Dancer! A toast! To Dasher! A toast! To Prancer! To Comet! And Cupid! And Vixen! A toast! To Donder! And Blitzen! And to Captain Santa and the sleigh that he sits in! Feliz Post-Navidad! Feliz Post-Navidad! Feliz Post-Navidad! Feliz Post-Navidad! Another toast! To Rudolf! Another toast! To Santa! A toast! To cookies! To Maalox! And Mylanta! A toast! To seagulls! A toast! To Frosty! A toast! To Scuba! A toast! To Nestle! And Droste! To Jesus! To Joseph! To tinsel! To tassels! To surfing! To stockings! To candles! To sand Castles! To green trees! To sea shells! To sea breeze! To sleigh bells! To holly! To flowers! To egg nog! To whiskey sours! And let's not forget to raise our glasses to... Santa Cruise (December 26th - No cruise like old Saint Nick's) Santa Cruise (You can get some autographs - Share drinks and love and laughs) Santa Cruise (December 26th - We've got the party mix) Santa Cruise (All aboard the Christmas ship - For a big vacation trip) Santa Cruise (December 26th - Forget your politics) Santa Cruise (Put down that glass of wine - Here comes the conga line) Santa Cruise (December 26th - Great way to get your kicks) Santa Cruise (We've made it through this year - Let's raise a mighty cheer) Santa Cruise (December 26th - Break out the swizzle sticks) Santa Cruise (Now that the gifts are done - Come on out and have some fun) Santa Cruise (December 26th - No cruise like old Saint Nick's) Santa Cruise (You can get some autographs - Share drinks and love and laughs)
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