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Raze - The Christmas Story
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This years (slightly) christmas-themed song.
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Skeptic Records Is An Unofficial Independent Label Based In The UK. With A Mix Of Young Multi-Talented Emcees And Producers Skeptic Brings A Range Of Sounds, And Hopes To Bring A Fresh Outlook On Hip-Hop From The UK. Watch Out For New Downloads... Skeptic Is Always Lookin For New Producers And Emcees To Work With, Or To Run Under The Skeptic Name So Jus Drop Your Name Or Email, And Somewhere We Can Hear Your Shit On Our Message Board. Current Emcees/Producers: Critical - Emcee/Producer Crit Is An Emcee And Producer From Sheffield, UK. He Is Currently Dropping Some Funky Beats That He Hopes Wont Sit On His Harddrive For 5 Years Like Many Of The Others. Maybe He'll Release Something Substantial One Day, But That Day Is Currently Elusive. Raze - Emcee/Producer Raze Is An Emcee From Sheffield, UK. Raze Has Quickly Developed From Jottin Rhymes In The Back Of Maths Class, To Becoming A Top-Class Unique Lyricist, With A Vast Array Of Clever Lines And Sick Rhymes, Its No Wonder This Guys "Rugged Like An Orphans Hat". He Has Three EP's On The Music Page, The Latest "Lazy Science EP" From April 2006, "Work EP" From September 2005 And The Old One From October 2003, Along With Plenty Of Other Tracks. Criminal - Emcee Crim Is A Young Talented Emcee From Birmingham, UK. Crim Brings Another Element To Skeptic, Along With His Dope Rhymes, He Brings A New Outlook To UK Hip-Hop. Watch out For Crims EP, Which Is In Development Now. Diz - Emcee Diz Is An Emcee For Birmingham, UK. Although Diz Has Done Less Emceeing And Writing Than The Others, He Still Has A Fresh Style And Is Always Capable Of Spittin Dope Lyrics. Hopefully He Will Make Time In His "Busy" Schedule To Drop A Few Joints, So Look Out For Them. (Razes Interpretation, lol: Diz Hasnt Done Shit For 3 Years. Hes Capable Of Good Shit But Hes Too Fuckin Lazy And Never Does Owt, The Stupid Idiot. Check Out The Other Emcees Material Here) All The Artists On Skeptic Records Would Def Sign A Contract, As Long As They Could Have Freedom To Do What They Wanted. So If You Major Or Minor Labels (Or Anyone) Wanna Contact Us, Email Us At: skepticrecordsuk@hotmail.com Peace.
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Peak #5,398
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Raze
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Skeptic Records
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December 09, 2004
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Lyrics
Now once upon a time in a grotty place there was a bitch and she was called... Mary, she was sat on the bog but no she wasnt droppin shit, She was havin a pregnancy test and oh my god it test positive, She heard the other week that her best friend was also preggers called Liz, So she set off in a hurry to get to the council estate where she lives, So they met up looked at each other laughed just like 'Oh my god' Then they went out to do some pure female shit just like shop, Talked more crap jaws just snapped said that this shit was so beautiful, Liz offered to wash and even iron marys school uniform, Meanwhile at the other side of town Joes on MSN at the same time, Some blokes on it saying he has heard rumours about mary through the grapevine, Saying "lol, your bird is up the duff, har har har har har" But Joe never fucked mary so how can that be? hes got a scard heart, Joe was confused get his head scratched, go find Mary then complain, Thinkin to himself, "she's a deathtrap this is scary i dont want aids", So he was about to split up with Mary ringing up a cab, Go down meet Mary find out then beat up the dad, Knocked on her door she wasnt in so he rang her up asked for a name, She said "im sorry mayte, i dont remember i think it might have been jermaine, Joe knew Jermaine from their school, he didnt like him, he grabbed a golf club, Walked down the drive then his bird arrives "dont go please Joe hold up!" They had an argument it went on and on and on and on for ages, Been told to 'shut the fuck up' by the fucking next door neighbours, Joe shouted fuck off he had a reason to be so upset, Was about to leave but then he thought Mary really does give good head, So he stayed with her to give suuport and make sure her parents dont find out, Grabbed the hand of the fat bitch took her 'round town to a known hideout, Joe was excited, texted his mates, "come and see the, birth of my son" As long as youre not there just fuckin staring at my fuckin girls cunt, Joe left her alone as he went get sommet he brought her coat, Then he came back in a fuckin shock cause Marys' water broke, Joes not an expert, hes just a perve, shouting out "slut what now!?" A couple minutes later a baby fucking just popped out, Incase any children are listening it came out from her belly-button, They debated the names for the gay kid and came up with Jerry or somethin, Mary wrapped him in tesco bags for anyone who wants to see, Then Joes best mates came over from across the street, Dave brought 50p, jermaine brought condoms, Joe said "nice one", Jermaines lil bro tagged along with no gift so Joe nicked his ice pop, And then bla bla kid took away Joe dies in a nasty car crash, and Mary cant cope with life with about 8 kids so thats that...
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