Lyrics
(I'm Happy!)
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
of the children on their porches,
knitting sweaters,
yelling at mexicans,
Life is Gay.
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
of the little people in their houses,
in the hammocks,
looking at their feet,
Life is Gay.
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
Of the elk in the mountains singing to their mothers
about hitler,
Life is Gay.
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
of the aliens, in the marshes,
eating ham.
Life is Gay.
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
of the vikings sitting around the campfire,
talking about elephants
Life is Gay.
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
of the grandmas, doing crossword puzzles,
and thinking about menopause,
Life is Gay.
And,
We're all gonna get a sneak peak,
of the fat people eating cheetos,
and sitting on their cousins,
Life is Gay.
And We are
gonna get a sneak peak,
of the gay people, doing gay things,
saying gay things cause they're gay,
and they're really gay doing gay things,
and life is gay, and their gay houses,
and their gay retirement, and they're gay,
and life is gay,
gay,
gay,
GAY!
My grandma,
she had a cabinet once,
she put lots of little dolls in them!
She would stack them up,
and she would paint their faces,
and they would look pretty!
because they were gonna be seen by everyone,
everyone would see the dolls in the cabinets,
and the dolls would look back through the cabinet walls,
and the cabinets would be happy,
and the dolls would be happy,
and everyone would be happy,
cause they saw the dolls in the cabinets,
and once everyone had seen the dolls in the cabinets,
they'd know,
their life was complete.
