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The Alpha Mentor
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Part of the most recent (October 2004) Speakers Lab CD.
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It's just me. And a drum machine or a keyboard for rhythms. Not very good equipment, no pristine sounds here, so you better like it a bit rough.... Hardly anything is rehearsed, sometimes lyrics completely improvised.
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Genre
Rock • Rock General
Peak in subgenre #679
Author
Jeff Perkins/Jeff Perkins
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Jeff Perkins
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November 12, 2004
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MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Sociology in action.
Lyrics
Ch In the Speakers Lab Each semester as you know A pecking order emerges Who’ll lead and who’ll follow? This time it is Gretchen Who does lead the way She is the alpha mentor And she has the final say In any pack of creatures There is a hierarchy If there weren’t, so we have learnt There’d just be anarchy It happens in the zoo And it happens on the farm So when it happens in the lab It shouldn’t cause alarm Ch In previous semesters Other mentors filled the role This time it was Gretchen Who stepped up to fill the hole Some require herd conformity Homogenous hair hue Others have a looser grip But there’s things you can’t do Ch We cannot insult Johnny Depp We can’t reveal her plan We can’t explain how an idiot Has got herself a man We must jump up and down When that dumb guy makes cd’s And suddenly the hemline Is down below our knees ch
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