A lazy-arsed mofo who wouldn't pay for his own drinks. Civilisation's work is done with number one. Yeah right.
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Had no job in years
...
But it's all right
For a little while
He said he would if he could,
He said it
HE WOULD IF HE COULD
Sleeping on my floor
Gets up at midday
But it's alright
Cos he sleeps okay
He said he would if he could
He said it
HE WOULD IF HE COULD
Civilisation's work is done
With number one
Civilisation's work is done
Oh yeah
Had no thought of time
Teenage years are for wasting
And his twenties are
Just the same
He said he would if he could
He said it
HE WOULD IF HE COULD
