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My Depressing Birthday
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A band. That's about it.
We are Conflict of Interest. If you like computer recordings and bad vocals, you've come to the right place! C.O.I. is a two piece band consisting of Kevin J. (Vocalist, Thumb Snapper, Whistler, Chuck A. Sass & Sons Rep., Owner of Mullet Inc. and OptimumStealth Inc.) and Kyle C. (Guitarist, Alcoholic, Moron.)
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #171
Peak in subgenre #50
Author
Kyle C. - Kevin J.
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Kyle C. - Kevin J.
Uploaded
October 10, 2004
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MP3 1.6 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
We wanted to make one of the most depressing "Happy Birthday" songs, and I think we accomplished our goal.
Lyrics
*Applause* Kyle: Speech! Speech! Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me I am so lonely Why won't you love me? How long has it been Since I've slit my wrists I wanna die In a pool of my blood Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me I am so lonely Why won't you love me? How long has it been Since I've slit my wrists I wanna die In a pool of my blood I'm getting older It's getting colder I've blown out all the candles All alone again Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me *Sobbing* I can't take it Kyle: You pathetic bastard. Kevin: Shut up, you're not helping. Kyle: Well I got you a knife for your birthday, what else do you want? Kevin: Oh, sweet.
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