Lyrics
Why oh why is his head so big?
It’s cause he got probed by the aliens
They took him up into space
They smacked him in his fucking face
They beat him up and beat him down
He no longer shits the color brown
(chorus 2x)
Alien kid, alien kid
He got probed, oh yes he did
They rammed tubes up his little ass
Now he sits funny in my class
He got real sick and started feeling bad
The doctors had no idea what he had
He was afraid that he would die
Every night he’d lay in bed and cry
(chorus 2x)
(keyboard solo)
Then one day, he felt real good
Nobody really understood
The disease just suddenly went away
Now he’s feeling a-ok
The doctors think they lost their mind
He feels real good, he feels just fine
