10 - Onlinejournals Are For Douche Chuggers
electronic harsh noise, full of holocaustic anger with a dash of humor.
One man Experimental noise/grind project.
Story behind the song
Onlinejournals + people = Drama. Drama x Wayne = Anger. Anger + Drama = Me being an asshole.
Lyrics
Like oh my god i need to get a onlinejournal!
I'm like so totally twirling my finger in my hair while isgning up,
Yes you can get your own onlinejournal and start all of the drama you want.
You can post absolute crap! Bore people to tears!
You can try to convince people you have an artistic outlook on life
when you're just a drug using whore!
Yes...all of these things can be yours with an online journal!
FUCK YOUA ND YOUR STUPID ONLINE JOURNALS.
livejournal is gay, myspace is gay, deadjournal, they're all gay,
fuck off with your stupid grandiloquent bullshit, no one cares about your day,
every single online journal is fucking gay,
insanejournal, ujournal, blurty, greatestjournal,
YOU STUPID SELF CENTERED COCK SUCKER,
BETTER LOGIN SO YOU CAN COMPLAIN LIKE A CUNT,
ONLINEJOURNALS ARE FOR DOUCHE CHUGGERS,
I'M GONNA COMMENT ALL DAY LONG CAUSE I'M AN ONLINEJOURNAL SLUT,
fuck your pictures, rants and your self-centered shit you stupid fag,
reading all of your stupid nonsense shit make sme think you're on the rag,
I used to have them all until I realized how online journals are stuck-up,
I deleted them all and now I'm telling you to shut the fuck up.
GOTTA GET ONE NOW I JUST HAVE TO SIGN UP,
TO LET OTHERS KNOW ABOUT MY LIFE SO THAT THEY CAN THROW UP,
YOU FUCKING DRINK DOUCHE SOLUTION,
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ONLINE BRAIN POLLUTION.
