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The Rona
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M.O.A. (Machines of Agony) is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles, CA
M.O.A. (Machines of Agony) is an American crossover thrash band from Los Angeles formed by brothers Tommy Gardner and Johnny Gardner. The band mixes elements of hardcore punk and thrash metal, with lyrics that are often humorous and politically incorrect
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Metal • Thrash Metal
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Tommy Gardner, Johnny Gardner
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November 26, 2025
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MP3 4.2 MB • 187 kbps • 3:05
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[Verse 1] Woke up in 2020, thought the world was mine Heard some news from China, said "Fuck it, I feel fine!" Next thing you know, I'm fightin' some blue-haired bitch with a cart For the last goddamn roll of toilet paper in the K-Mart! Can't go to the bar, can't go to the show Stuck inside my house with nowhere left to go! My boss is on a Zoom call, his face is three feet wide Talkin' 'bout synergy while the whole fuckin' world died! [Chorus] THE RONA! (Spreading the stupid!) THE RONA! (I'm gonna lose it!) It ain't the cough or fever makin' me see red! It's all you motherfuckers messin' with my head! HEY! HEY! [Verse 2] Gotta wear a stupid mask, can't even breathe the air Foggin' up my glasses, people stop and stare My hands are cracked and bleedin' from the Purell goop I smell like a distillery makin' chemical soup! Six feet! Six feet! That's all I ever hear Get the fuck away from me with your conspiracy fear! It ain't the 5G tower, it ain't a Bill Gates plot You're just a fuckin' moron who's been smokin' too much pot! [Chorus] THE RONA! (Spreading the stupid!) THE RONA! (I'm gonna lose it!) It ain't the cough or fever makin' me see red! It's all you motherfuckers messin' with my head! HEY! HEY! [Bridge] "Flatten the curve!" (SHUT UP!) "We're in this together!" (FUCK YOU!) "Learn to bake bread!" (I'LL KILL YOU!) "Watch Tiger King!" (I ALREADY DID!) Two weeks to slow the spread turned into two damn years Wipin' my ass with coffee filters and cryin' drunken tears! Essential worker? My ass! I'm essentially insane! With a mainline of psychosis pumpin' poison to my brain! [Guitar solo] [Verse 3] They call it COVID-19, I've gained at least that much My six-pack is a keg now from the pizza I clutch I've finished Netflix, Hulu, there's nothin' left to stream Living out a long and inconvenient, boring dream! Get the shot, don't get the shot, I don't give a damn! This whole thing's a clusterfuck, a total fuckin' sham! [Chorus] THE RONA! (Spreading the stupid!) THE RONA! (I'm gonna lose it!) It ain't the cough or fever makin' me see red! It's all you motherfuckers messin' with my head! [Outro] GO! AWAY! GET! FUCKED! FUCK!
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