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Lyrics
[Intro]
Alright, so I walk into this shithole bar, right? Smells like piss and broken dreams.
Just want a goddamn beer.
And then... SHE walks in.
God have mercy on our souls.
[Verse 1]
Stumbled through the door for a shot and a beer
The air was thick with failure and fear
Then the whole room shifted, a shadow was cast
By a big nasty bitch with a planet-sized ass
Stained tube top, leggings worn thin
A psycho-killer smile on her triple-chin
She looked at the jukebox, she gave it a smack
Here comes the beat for a fucking heart attack!
[Pre-Chorus]
The ground started rumbling, a low, ominous drone
She cracked all her knuckles and let out a groan
She bent at the waist, a horrible sight
And plunged the whole world into darkness and night!
[Chorus]
HERE IT COMES! THE ASSQUAKE OF FATE!
A BIO-WEAPON OF JIGGLE AND HATE!
TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!)
HOLD YOUR FUCKING BREATH!
TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!)
SHE'S GONNA ASS CLAP YOU TO DEATH!
[Verse 2]
The clap of her cheeks was a thunderous sound
Shattered the bottles and cracked the ground
A dude in the corner just started to cry
As a tidal wave of butt-sweat flew in his eye
It ain't no dance, it's a goddamn attack
A cellulite avalanche on a meth-fueled track
The bartender's screaming and dialing 9-1-1
But it's too late for Jesus, the damage is done!
[Pre-Chorus]
The stench hit the air, a foul, toxic haze
Got people collapsing in a stupor, a daze!
She locked her damn eyes right on me and then
She screamed "YOU'RE NEXT, MOTHERFUCKER!" and did it again!
[Chorus]
HERE IT COMES! THE ASSQUAKE OF FATE!
A BIO-WEAPON OF JIGGLE AND HATE!
TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!)
HOLD YOUR FUCKING BREATH!
TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!)
SHE'S GONNA ASS CLAP YOU TO DEATH!
[Bridge]
THIS! ISN'T! DANCING!
This is a goddamn public menace!
Some say she was born in the sewers of Venice!
Fed on a diet of hate and cheap cheese!
Bringing humanity down to its goddamn knees!
FEMA ain't ready! The CDC's a joke!
One more damn wiggle and we're all gonna croak!
So run for your lives, you stupid fucks, run!
Her ass is a cannon and the war has begun!
[Guitar solo]
[Chorus]
HERE IT COMES! THE ASSQUAKE OF FATE!
A BIO-WEAPON OF JIGGLE AND HATE!
TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!)
HOLD YOUR FUCKING BREATH!
TWERK OF DEATH! (DEATH!)
SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU TO...
