Lyrics
Shrinks Notebook
Verse One
I take too many aspirin tablets,
Empty medicine cabinets,
Yeah I guess my mum is disgusted at my habits,
But quick, think,
Drowning myself in a kitchen sink,
O.D’d in my dreams, haunted Brittany Spears and shot my shrink,
I’m an instigator,
Pot and pill negotiator,
Troublesome kid on an acid trip, be back later,
And fuck the law,
Handcuffs and switchblades,
Hide over in Iraq with a quarter hash and eight maids,
I’m a heroin dealer,
Watch your girl as I scoop and steal her,
Do I do shrooms or crack?
Well kid’s the answers (leave blank)
Fuck needles,
I’m more lethal than Mel Gibson in any movie including the sequels,
And the prequels,
And this is a pre warning,
Slit your throat in the afternoon but suddenly decide to keep you alive until the morning,
Friends are mourning,
And your threats have got me yawning,
I’m gunna be shooting each member of N*sync until Justin Timberlake stops touring,
I smoke grass while signing deals then hop in my jet plane to steal invisible cars with no wheels,
I stay calm, taro cards and read palms,
Bout to blow the fuck up like Saddam’s invisible arms,
I’m so hot; I leave the Mic smoking like napalm,
A new rapper, a new star,
My lungs are filled with tar,
Fuck The Matrix,
I’m way too fast to playback, pause or backtrack,
It’s Back To The Future so you can tape this,
And yes it’s true,
I turn your metaphors to meta-two’s,
I never lose,
And if I do I’ll drive-by you and throw shoes,
Bigger than Big Ben,
I’m no wannabe Eminem,
Go out with me once girls and I’ll put you off men,
Put pins through condom packets and kill Tim Henman with his racket,
And I’m the one who stole Michael Jackson’s jacket,
And the chimp,
So I can look a pimp,
Cause I currently look like a spastic with an elastic grin,
Fuck it I’m out,
Cause deep down you know I win,
