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Trumpty Dumpty Two-step
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A rhythmic and lyrical update for the Antisocial Waltz
satire trump bluegrass
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light hearted lyrical sarcasm and original music inspired by a lifetime of accompanying a boatload of excellent musicians.
With the exception of Mango Chutneyed, everything posted here results from home recording in which alll the tunes posted are original compositions of mine, with performances on the various tracks also by me.
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Charts
Peak #10
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Joe DeCristopher
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Joe DeCristopher 2019
Uploaded
January 20, 2019
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MP3 5.7 MB 160 kbps 5:00
Story behind the song
Trump continues to be a national disaster
Lyrics
Not all of these are sung, but most are: Now the Tea Party’s the Trump Party, making America grate Now the Tea Party’s the Trump Party, perpetuators of hate (ChorusXXXX) We love our guns and religion, they rank 1 and 2 on our lists So we’ll keep on prayin’ and we’ll keep on slayin’, we’re rowdy anti-socialists We admit today’s problems are complex, solving them takes a long time A strict constitution’s no simple solution, but proof that we have simple minds So what if you can’t pay your doctor, pre-existing conditions exist If you’re wasting away that’s much better, we say, than surviving as a socialist XXXX When we don't get our way we just act out, we like our opponents to crawl We don't pull our weight for the good of the state; we just want to build a dumb wall We never liked regulations, at profits they whittle away To burn fossil fuel is now suddenly cool, so we castrated the EPA Garland was stuck in the middle, he’d never migrate to the right But with Kavanaugh, we’re standing in awe, and he’s willing to drink beer that’s light XXXX Some say that the globe it is warming, more like a scientist’s prank Or a Chinese hoax meant for gullible folks while we make our way to the bank Our opponents are blantantly partisan, it’s not our intent to divide, What we say isn’t true by we will be nice to you as long as you vote on our side Compromise has no place in law making, winning’s a function of will With petty pugnacity and lacking sagacity we’ve no sense of when we should chill- XXXX Entrepreneurs need their freedom, democrats need to get real They thwart opportunity with utter impunity, and won’t let ‘em be free to steal We’re here to lower the taxes both corporate and for the rich While poor folks pay more and the deficit soars, they’re digging a millionaire’s ditch Freedom is surely our anthem, we’ve come here to give it a voice We love its flavor, it’s something to savor, unless you mean freedom of choice XXXX God gave us natural resources, hunting, it gives us a thrill And we know that oil’s a help to the royal, that’s why we say “drill baby drill” We love our guns and religion, they rank 1 and 2 on our lists So we’ll keep on prayin’ and we’ll keep on slayin’, we’re rowdy anti-socialists*
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