Eenie meenie chili beanie
The spirits are about to speak
It's mandatory soul time
Turn off the scanners our workday is done
And it's been a hell of a week
It's mandatory soul time
But I see exposed wires and sparks and tweeting things
Spinning in the acrid smoke and spraying everything
As screaming feedback shatters the room
Tonight's entertainment is probably doomed
Get Aunt Myrtle the hell out of here
So that we can sing a song of good cheer
It's mandatory soul time
Well, I can clearly see a saboteur has cut these wires
Who the hell would do such a thing!
And at this point, I mean, it's safe to assume
Tonight's entertainment is probably doomed
........probably doomed.....
Shut down the network our work here is done
And we'll do it all again next week
It's mandatory soul time
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got no Vaseline
Just pills and kerosine heat
It's mandatory soul time
