Malt Liquor Made Her Do It
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Lyrics
Malt Liquor Made Her Do It
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Sept. 24, 2016)
Well she walked in through the doors
Of Wal-Mart with a buggy
Forty tons ot make up
Couldn't hide the ugly
I didn't know her name
Didn't really care
Insane weirdo's
Always make me stare
CHORUS.....
Now I wish I never saw
The Lady Without Pants
Her belly flipped and her belly flopped
As she did a naughty dance
Malt liquor made her do it
Just another six toed hick
A trailer parkin' wife
My eyes have suffered damage
Forever changed my life
She's a corn fed mother
A double wide bride
When I think of her
I wanna run and hide
Repeat CHORUS.....
Bridge.....
And when hounded by the press
The trailer trash confessed
Malt liquor made her do it
Repeat CHORUS.....
