Shakespeare's Skull Could Be Stolen
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Shakespeare's Skull Could Be Stolen
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Mar 24, 2016 )
Years ago I lived in the fifth dimension
Met women at the dildo convention
I didn't always make the right decision
Laughed out loud at stick in the mud religion
I got my band aids from the naughty nurse
Who got her signals from the universe
Kept a live chicken in her purse
But cock a doodle do it could be worse
Shakespeare's skull could be stolen
Or both my eyes could be swollen shut
With yellow pages hanging out my butt
Or Shakespeare's skull could be stolen
Now I swim in the toxic blue lagoon
Where everything is dying too soon
Illuminated by the fiddlers moon
The dance of death is his favorite tune
I got my band aids from the naughty nurse
Who got her signals from the universe
Kept a live chicken in her purse
But cock a doodle do it could be worse
Shakespeare's skull could be stolen
Or both my eyes could be swollen shut
With yellow pages hanging out my butt
Or Shakespeare's skull could be stolen
I'm not dead but dead inside
But cock a doodle do it could be worse
Shakespeare's skull could be stolen
Or both my eyes could be swollen shut
With yellow pages hanging out my butt
Or Shakespeare's Skull could be Stolen
