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let's see, well i've only been doing this rap thing for like half a year? i've been writing and everything before that but didn't start getting into audio til like somewhat recently.
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MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
just stereotypes and shit, wanted to do it a bit different from everyone else...if you don't know, ranch 99 is an asian market/complex type of place
Lyrics
[hook]
welcome to our motha fuckin ranch 99
where we're open almost, practically all the time...
where racism is open at our fuckin front door
if they knock, let 'em in, our store is your store...
at our ranch 99 they can see the things we do
while stereotypes are at their finger tips too...
tell them they can watch us, laugh at us...
tell them hey, it's our ranch 99 open for business
[verse1]
now this is our stereotypical basics, face it
non-existant, this is how our race fits
cuz we don't, they tell us to embrace it
whether or not we love or we hate it
our fate? shit, what the fuck we gotta do
to prove that these stereotypes ain't true
slanted eyes, bucked teeth, we're among these
fuckin american jokes like william hung? please
i ain't in love w/ that bitch, homeboy's a shame, a sham
all the new found love and his fame's a scam
just look at yourself, you a fuckin a joke dog
they running w/ the joke while you just at a jog
how you let these americans mimic you like that
to them, all you are is a gimmick tool, in fact...
fuck these racist bitches, it's all deceptions
not all of us go along with these perceptions
nah i don't eat dogs, my last name ain't wong
and believe it or not, my dick is long
2 inches, 3 inches? man, fuck you bitch
my eyes ain't slanted, they just a little slit
[hook]
welcome to our motha fuckin ranch 99
where we're open almost, practically all the time...
where racism is open at our fuckin front door
if they knock, let 'em in, our store is your store...
at our ranch 99 they can see the things we do
while stereotypes are at their finger tips too...
tell them they can watch us, laugh at us...
tell them hey, it's our ranch 99 open for business
[verse2]
now tell me where do they get off on this
cuz i'm sick of them riding us like a dick, man...
pointing fingers and shit, we lettin it happen
they just wanna exploit why the fuck they laughing...
wanna example, look at jin for instance...
his first so-called hit, was a flop in an instant
surprised it didn't hit, shit was a gimmick
seriously, no one even gave it a listen
they heard and laughed, learn chinese, yeah right...
the only thing i learned was that I wasn't white...
tell me one thing, where's the asian celebs?
lucy liu and kelly hu prefer the white man instead
michelle kwan? dates a white boy i heard...
while the asian guys on screen always play the nerd
they just quick to rip us off the air for money...
come on now, i seriously thought margaret cho was funny...
[hook]
welcome to our motha fuckin ranch 99
where we're open almost, practically all the time...
where racism is open at our fuckin front door
if they knock, let 'em in, our store is your store...
at our ranch 99 they can see the things we do
while stereotypes are at their finger tips too...
tell them they can watch us, laugh at us...
tell them hey, it's our ranch 99 open for business
[verse3]
seriously tell me, when is this all done with?
cuz i'm fuckin done listening to mr smith
you know, the white man that judges us in every way...
and the black man that nudges us out the way
yeah i heard this shit over and over again
when we talk, they can't seem to comprehend
but how these motha fuckas talk behind our back when...
them assholes act like we the only ones w/ accents
Chinese new year’s not a holiday…why though
Do America celebrate cinco de mayo?
the fuck? black cats bitchin that they worse off…
But remember, the chinese were slaves first off
We fuckin built the roads, laid down the rails
While all the men worked, you fuckin raped our females
we built America and now you shun us?
Fuck you racist bitches, I’m fuckin done, what?
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