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Genre
Charts
Peak #33
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd.
Rights
2014
Uploaded
June 25, 2014
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:11
Lyrics
[4/4, strong rock ‘n’ roll beat]
PERVERTS, FORNICATORS, AND LOUD MOUTHED WOMEN (2014)
--J. Wrabek
1.
I died and went to Heaven, but Saint Peter barred the door;
He said, “We don’t allow your kind around here any more;
The place was getting’ crowded, full of people that had sinned,
That damn’ Jesus Christ was lettin’ ev’rybody in;
You belong in Hell, son, so that’s where you’ll be livin’,
With Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women--
Folks that’s done things for which they shouldn’t be forgiven;
They’re all down in Hell—you’re gonna be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
2.
“We had Muslims, and Methodists, and Catholics, and Jews,
Bahais, Buddhists, Mormons, and Scientologists, too;
We had to raise our standards—what’s a Heaven for?—
We even had Jehovah’s Witnesses knockin’ at our door;
They’ll come down and look you up when they find out you’re livin’
With Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women,
Liars, gangsters, gamblers, thieves, and other kinds of sinners;
You pagans, drunks and druggies are all gonna be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women,
We kicked ‘em all out, and we bid ‘em good riddance;
You ought to be happy to be hangin’ out with ‘em--
The Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
3.
“The government freeloaders will be welcoming you in,
The New Agers, wife beaters and effeminate men,
Liberals, and Democrats, sports nuts, and such,
And other hifalutin’ swine that we ain’t likin’ much;
Like the emos and agnostics, you can keep on sinnin’
With Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women
All belong in Hell, so that’s where we sent ‘em;
Just like the environmentalists, you’re gonna be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
BRIDGE:
“So get your butt below with the homos in the Pit;
You had your Last Judgment, and we won’t miss you a bit;
When God comes in glory, he’s gonna be impressed
With how quiet, clean and sparsely populated Heaven is;
We cleaned out the riff-raff; and sent them to Perdition
With the Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women,
Adulterers, idolators, and atheists along with ‘em;
You need to be in Hell, where you Satanists can be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
REPEAT LAST 2 LINES OF CHORUS TO END
© 2014 J.Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. All the usual rights reserved just in case. I doubt any perverts, fornicators, or loudmouthed women were harmed in the writing of this song—but please be careful.
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