Getting Older Sucks (Fun Song about getting older)
BARRY & THE BOOMERS
Chapter 1
Madison Square Garden 2015
Eighteen th
Story behind the song
A Funny Song about getting older
Lyrics
“GETTING OLDER SUCKS” By Barry David Butler
(Funny Lyric about Getting Older)
Running out of money, life’s not so funny
I’m almost out of gas
I’m getting older, a little bit bolder
But I can still cut the grass
But I can’t pee and I can’t see
Can’t hear a thing you’re saying to me
My teeth don’t fit can’t recall a whit
I’m failing bit by bit
I have sagging skin and a double chin
Can’t remember where I’ve been
Ah the Golden years……Fraught with many fears
Life’s such a struggle, can’t we just snuggle
I’m really slowing down
Can’t do much running, Doc says no sunning
Afraid to swim cause I might drown
Can’t fall asleep, I got swollen feet
And a constant runny nose
Can’t taste a thing, can’t get off my ring
And I have to wear ted hose
Can’t digest my food, I’m in a lousy mood
Can’t fit in to my clothes
Ah the Golden Years…..Fraught with many fears
Watching my reflection gives me indigestion
Don’t like what’s looking back at me
I got hair in crazy places while on my head just empty spaces
My life’s a bad comedy
My hair’s falling out I got a touch of the gout
Oh my aching back
Can’t get it up I got my teeth in a cup
I don’t want no heart attack
Got bad gums and I’m living on tums
And I have too much placque
Ah the golden years……Fraught with many fears
