Toe Cheese © words and music by Lisa Gundling / C. Stewart ( Aug 30, 2013 ) Toe cheese makes me gag It doesn't turn me on And when you take your shoes off I wish that I was gone So take a little care To clean between your toes Cause I don't need your toe cheese Gettin' up in my nose No I don't need Your toe cheese gettin' up my nose You claim the good book says I should get down on my knees A wet rag in my hand baby Wiping down your cheese Before you started yoga You were smellin' like a rose Now I need a clothes pin Attached to my nose Baby I don't need Your toe cheese up my nose I don't mind gettin' on my knees But baby please save me from the cheese Toe cheese makes me gag It doesn't turn me on And when you take your shoes off I wish that I was gone I don't mind gettin' on my knees But baby please save me from the cheese