Graveyard Safari is a band like no other. Now, we know what you’re thinking. Your thinking “I’ve seen a lot of bands. What’s so unique about this one?” Two words: SPECIAL SAUCE. Before every performance we baste each others ass-cheeks with our special blend of spices, motor oil, and Dolly Pardon wigs. After witnessing a Graveyard Safari show, many people have been quoted saying things like “Man dem boys was off da chain!” or “Oh my God! I’m Pregnant!” or “Is that your finger in my ass?!” and even “What’d you just say to me, bytch?!” Graveyard Safari is also one of the hardest working bands in the entertainment industry today. We play concerts, parties, birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, baby showers, lectures, bah mitzvahs, funerals, brisses, Nazi rallies, executions, births, abortions, lynchings, strip teases, Sci-Fi conventions, illegal border crossings, D & D sessions, Tupperware parties, congressional hearings, drug raids, retirement parties, hostage situations, Angela Landsbury photo ops, witch hunts, orgies, chess matches, telethons, construction sites, cockfights, and more! All you have to do is ask! usually. Sometime we need stufflike whoresor ping pong balls inside a honey baked ham. Just contact Rudy at Bigyahweh@hotmail.com or at his AOL instant messenger name: XxYahwehxX.